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[shortandsweets]

SABRINA CARPENTER x Variety

[totally-ikea]

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

[softbrah]

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

Update:

[shortandsweets]

SABRINA CARPENTER for her new fragrance "Cherry Baby"

[highly-emotional-people]

There are a lot of things that people go through, and maybe they don't know how to get through it, and maybe you do, and if you have some sort of knowledge or power, share with the world.

[floweryttale]

Sabrina Carpenter for ‘Sweet Tooth.’

[shortnsweetgf]

SABRINA CARPENTER for her new fragrance, cherry baby 🍒

[blackgirlsreverything]

[libratrash]

Mood

[itsmikul]

When you gamble on a fart and lose

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[fiti-vation]

[mamabearteacher]

Lunch ideas

[scatterpatter]

These are actually amazing??? This can really help me eat more??? And are legit good and creative lunches??? THANK YOU IM AAAAAAAAA-

[neurodivergent-crow]

Good for spoonies who like to pre-prepare stuff when they do have some extra spoons

[unfortunate-waitress]

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

[hello-its-an-aj]

Me

[unfortunate-waitress]

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told

[a-titty-ninja]

[princesseblade]

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

[faeriekingniko-deactivated20191]

Lmao wtf

[afrocentric-divination]

💀💀 exactly

[caoten]

🕯🌟🌈💟💖♈️🕯

“I invite positive energies and love into my life and relationships.”

(reblogs cast, likes charge)