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badsciencejokes

Dude has a death wish

vergess

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

haropla

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

krystal-prisms

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

totally-original-artist

oh-totoro

iamoutofideas

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

newtonpermetersquare

So that’s basically how it went down

tricornking

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

I’d like to do the Sonic fankid showdown but if my characters got destroyed in a vote I think I’d be Very Upset

#some are just landslides you know #ehhhhhhhhhh

My job is throwing the most batshit insane “summer fest” this week and as a person who used to work these kind of events, it is extremely surreal to me to be actually participating in this one

#I’m a contractor to clarify #but it’s on the work campus so I can go #crazy. insane #I still have work to do before that though #gonna have to kick my ass into high gear that day

otterjpg

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

I have the day off from work tomorrow but it’s not quite strawberry picking season yet, rip

#I’m a few weeks early #ugh #I went late last year and got shit berries #I need to ON TOP OF THAT SHIT this year

tiktokstowatch

tim-ee-sis

Working in retail be like

dragon-in-a-fez

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

dragon-in-a-fez

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best