Personal Blog

Hey my name is Bailey and I like funny things and Pokemon and defying social norms. My other blog is pretty-girls-and-outer-space.tumblr.com

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The Breakfast Club

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Hahahahaha!!!

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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

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“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once

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the final boss

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more Star Wars + breaking news 2/?

(ps tag urself im “the death star is kinkshamed”) 

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Hahah pepe

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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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I know everyone likes to joke about Obi-Wan dramatically dropping his robe, but I just started watching Clone Wars and I think Anakin deserves an honorary mention.

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@bettydays

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Drama queen.

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They say that clouds are just drops of water vapor and they say you're just a girl but I swear to the God I see peaking through his blankets like a child afraid of the dark that I have never seen a more beautiful sky #poetry

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Metalworks When I was seven years old I watched a blacksmith take an Immalleable rod of metal and Gingerly, yet coarsely place it into The fire and I watched as this solid Took the shape that the blacksmith desired Now it is ten years later I believe you are the hot, dominant Flame that bends all to its will When artists let their anger Transcend their minds and flow through their bodies And thus crumple metal with their rage I believe you are the hammer with which They strike On Sundays, when the Elegant and sonorous Metals of church bells collide I believe you are the Sound That calls all to Paradise On an Overlord Invasion by sea In which battleships carried Soldiers to once foreign lands I believe you are the only ship to Have sunk And when these vessels Land and the Battle begins I believe you are the first Bullet to have killed a man You Instrument of Death You Ladder to New Heights You Cold Floor on which I walk with my Bare Feet You Wrecking Ball You Blade You Blade You Blade You Blade You Blade You Robotic Lover You Taste experienced when Blood flows through my mouth after having Encountered a Strike When I was seven years old And I went to the doctor And the needle pierced my skin I did not cry because I Wanted to be someone strong Now it is ten years later I only wish that today I could react the same way When I now feel metal's pain #poetry

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OOHHH Shots Fired!!!

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

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If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.