Why?

[imthisyearsold]

Smack that (๑>؂•̀๑)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[ppaniniart]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[kangsyeosang]

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[cranity]

secrets are a heavy burden

[jimprideauxs]

Shop boy like me, I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to have wished for it. — Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[cy-lindric]

The wolves will come

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[yamada-h]

もじゃ

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[soupdwelling]

‘Daisy who loves him. He’s been thinking about that a lot lately.’

based on this incredible fic by @arcadecarpetgay !! go read it NOW it ruined my life

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