lovely times

just here to put funny storys and stuff , and waste time. oh and i draw sometimes, si there's that. um...yea

[thebootydiaries]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[asarigolo]

c'mon everyone who got ten is lying please tell me you’re all lying i can’t see shit past the first two

[solverne-02]

1/10

Take that, teachers who gave me a skeptical look when I said I had trouble reading when they wrote in red marker.

[loafers-stuff]

10/10

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[imgonnariverdance]

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[blackglamgoddess]

!!!!!!!!!!

[lexxcreatedyou-deactivated20170]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doctorboss]

Repost yall

[simsnav]

Damn good post. I had no idea.

[soldiertodagroove]

This is awesome. I have to repost this!!!!

[drinkdipper]

I suffer from hypotrophic cardiomyopathy and I almost had a heart attack this weekend. Very useful information

[randall1856]

This is great information

[loafers-stuff]

Im done lord let me out this mutha fukan oven

[translesbianethics]

[o-sacra-virgo-laudes-tibi]

Maybe if she'd asked first? I mean, we have so little control over the class as it is, maybe she was having a bad day, just ask first.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

ask to turn around in your own house

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Ask to turn around in your own house

[loafers-stuff]

The computer, the power cord and the audacity of this bitch

[xtenofcupsx-deactivated20201205]

Emoji spell for Good Luck 🐞

❤🍀🐞❣🍀❣🐞🍀❤

❝ I am a luck magnet. Good Luck flows my way. I am always at the right place and at the right time. Good luck comes to me effortlessly. ❞

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[silentauroriamthereal]

Well, now I have to reblog this money cat

[thiscatiscalled]

This (v.dependable) cat is called Meatloaf.

[fallnangelcreations]

Do we get surprise meatloaf too?

[fastet]

When you finally finish the lineart and can start with coloring

[chrissongzzz]

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

[chrissongzzz]

I just spoke to the BROTHER Y’all now Please Reblog This 

LINK -https://join.bethematch.org/savingshaunise

[dreamshappenhere]

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

[treetopblueberries]

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

[myboringlifeinpaint]

[ayeforscotland]

LET US EAT THE LOCH BUTTER

[loafers-stuff]

Okay so we got bread, butter, and mummie juice sounds like breakfast

[catchymemes]

[vincentspork]

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

[fairy-islearchive-deactivated20]

British people, apparently

[reematheroamer]

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

[kleeklutch]

[t0bits]

the plot thickens in the tale of Mama Lynn-

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Dude i saw your icon and thought i already reblogged this post and forgot about it lol.

[divinestrike]

happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!

[whovian69420-deactivated2020080]

quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!

[divinestrike]

your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can reblog this post PLEASE stop LYING on the internet, god. 

[jeshire-deactivated20230502]

[k-eke]

Tom Nook animated with my left hand.

Tom Nook animated with my right hand.

Animated both with the same amount of love.

[loafers-stuff]

Watch him throw it back back back