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sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry .

deletemymeats

Heyyy cashier i heard you talking about how customers are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. Although I myself am a customer (i know, ugh) im on your side “one of the good ones” as some may say. Btw I never noticed how fast you put my order in until now, that is so awesome

beesmygod

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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takineko

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

she had babies with a what

malewifenat

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

captainlordauditor

same energy

princesskuragina

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catradoraism

thousandfoottallowl

there’s more

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0palite

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SIGH

here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

elamikaaa

how does this get even worse

moontideempress

I think about once in a while...

chamomiletea-baggins

We have another one...

lvlyhao

PEOPLE HAVE ASKED WHY DO I HAVE PORTUGUESE AS A DISCIPLINE TOO THIS TAKES ME O U T

gothboobs

WTF Why you reblog about murder being ok? Well?? Do you hate alive people?

yes i love violence

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

You think your poor little meow meow is pathetic now? Wait till I’m done with the spaghettification

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

I’m running your poor little meow meow through the pasta roller

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

[alt text: reply from @stupidstupidratcreatures that says, “putting my signature tomato sauce on your poor little meow meow and pairing them with meatballs”]

Spaghettification complete. Your meow meow is pasta now

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leaving

alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2

Rob Woodcox artist Here for the queer, BIPOC and Mother Nature México | NYC | LA

prince-sarah

reconditarmonia

amazing

reconditarmonia

Thinking about this Outer Worlds ladder bug again

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crossdreamers

87 year old grandmother from India brings joy into the hearts of transgender people all over the world

Kali published the following Instagram post on the role of her grandmother in her life in this Instagram post:

The necklace I’m wearing in this photo was the first gift my grandmother gave to me after I came out to show her support for my transition. My grandmother was and is still my biggest support in my life.

When I came out to her, I was scared she may not understand it and our relationship getting ruined. She was extremely worried at first about how society would treat me and had some health issues because of the stress, but she never let me know that she was worried.

Slowly with time, she started getting better and now Fully loves me as the woman I am. She was the one who helped me make my mom and other relatives understand and accept me.

I asked her if she wanted to be part of a reel for @officialhumansofbombay and she was so excited to do it with me and she said she wants to give a strong message to society to help every Transgender person out there to gain acceptance and love from their family.

I have included the video from Humans of Bombay above.

The 87-year-old says that she no longer cares about “log kya kahenge” – a Hindi phrase meaning, “what will people think.”

See also LGBTQ Nation and Republic World.

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adultwithmuscles

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

bathroomcube

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

todaysbird

baby toucans are just. beaks and feet with a side of body. they look like if someone gently rested half of a banana on top of a birds face, made the birds toes 90% larger, and called it a day

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justcatposts

“Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened…”

(Source)

gravy-rain

*there were just so many emotions*

drtanner

This cat had a whole face journey.

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rev-pirate

If you’re a minecraft fan and a lord of the rings fan and Don’t know about Minecraft Middle-Earth, one of the longest-running massive build projects that’s been going on for almost 11 whole years working to recreate all of middle earth to scale in minecraft, then you’re really missing out on some of the coolest shit out there. MC originally raised the build height limit for the first time in part because of MCME iirc. They needed the world height raised for the two towers and MC delivered. I’ve been following this project since day one and it never ceases to take my breath away. Have some screenshots! and, yes, this was all built in minecraft.