Gargy Speak & Beasty Babble

Loathsome Gargoyle/Gargy, those closer to me call me Beasty. Personal and Fandom stuff found here. Mostly PotO, BatB, OUaT, Disney in general, and other stuff here and there. 25+, Trans male, Gray-A/Demisexual, Polyamorous, Panromantic. He/him/his.

[justslowdown]

Muriel's makin her way downtown

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love Muriel's Phantom Of The Opera Face Mask

[izzy-hands]

#geralt holding jaskier’s jacket like it personally offended him

[izzy-hands]

#Geralt of Rivia is the kind of guy who gets dragged along shopping with his spouse and ends up holding all the bags and might complain a little but secretly is like “am strong. will carry heavy bags for my love. mmhm!” #and I LOVE THE CONTRAST BETWEEN BEING ALL ARMORED UP BUT BEING SO SOFT #my gods i love him (@punkjaskier)

[how-about-gay]

This is brilliant

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[prokopetz]

I love how easy it is to blow people’s minds with voice actor trivia. I just mentioned in passing that the alcoholic skeleton from the 1982 cartoon adaptation of The Last Unicorn was voiced by the same guy who played Odo on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and folks are like “ODO?????”. Like, if that rocks your world, wait ‘til you find out that he was also the unhinged French chef* in Disney’s The Little Mermaid!

* video content warnings for animal death, semi-graphic dismemberment, and very bad French accents

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[calellon]

i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[pewterkat]

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

[ryanthedemiguy]

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

[theconcealedweapon]

Disabled Person: “I struggle with this.”

Ableist: “I don’t believe you. It’s not normal to struggle with that.”

Disabled Person: “I struggle with this because of a disability.”

Ableist: “I don’t believe you. Unless you’ve been diagnosed, you don’t have a disability.”

Disabled Person: “I struggle with this because of a diagnosed disability.”

Ableist: “I don’t believe you. You’re high functioning. Disabilities are overdiagnosed. You’re nothing like those low functioning people who actually struggle.”

[arctic-hands]

Watch this stir up a shitstorm because you’re not REALLY disabled if you could find the will to get on the computer and type this out

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Every single one of you is a genius

[fail-boat]

During tonight’s volunteer shift, I had to keep six kittens in a box while a team mate cleaned their cage. (Their mom/foster mom was taking a break from them and just chilling)

The experience was… challenging. 😂

[lilragekitten]

All the squeaky babies~~!!!

[imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea]

The most gentle version of whack a mole you will ever play

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kittens: S W E E T F R E E D O M

Human: NO PLS BEHAVE

[killerpeacock]

This is so adorable that words cannot describe its cuteness

[quasi-normalcy]

Discworld: come for the puns, stay for Terry Pratchett's scalding hot moral indignation at all of the evils in the world.

[reachingforaspark]

Me as a writer: It must be perfect, or they will all know I am a fraud, and no one will love me.

Me as a reader: Give us your tired verses, your poor prose, your half formed 2am conceptions yearning to be realised-

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

Me, writing: stop with the clichés. nobody wants to read about how there was only one bed

Me, reading: THERE’S ONLY ONE BEDRLKFNDWKRÖDDWWLNCFMCXÖDLWMXDCMXMLMDCMXBED

[small-world-of-fandoms]

Me, writing: Must Be Original. Cannot Have Similarities To Anything Ever

Me, reading: let’s read the same thing for the 15,245th time

[miss-lucy-not-westenra]

the most unrealistic part of “frankenstein” is that nobody was attracted to the creature at all. are you telling me that he travelled all over europe and didn’t come across ONE monsterfucker???

he was eight feet tall with flowing black locks, he had enhanced speed and agility, and not only could he speak french but he knew how to use the word “thee”!!! and NOBODY debby ryan’d at the sight of him???? NOBODY was like “so what’s in his pants👀”???? NOBODY wanted to climb that fucker like a tree????? impossible!!!!!! i refuse to believe it!!!!!!

[sweetestgrleva]

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

[thuriweaver]

[prairiesfire]

[alienpupy]

Fat androgyny is so cool. fat people are told and shown time and time again that they're only considered attractive when their perform binary gender- even within body positive spaces- but like. Have you seen fat butches? fat feminine men? fat trans and nonbinary people who fuck around with their presentation? fat gnc folk in skirts and binders and makeup and mascara moustaches and cool shoes and body hair and weird haircuts and nailpolish? fucking divine. iconic. magical.

[mousetrapreplica]

guy whose pronouns are who/whom/whose

[mousetrapreplica]

“whose pronouns are who/whom/whose?”

“that’s right”

[empathviv]