skip is scared

Hi, im skipper, they/it. 18+ more active on twt, some nsfw over there too, twt: SkipIsScared

[house-of-1000-corpses]

best character in the whole movie tbh, love this freakky lil bitch. happy pride

[obnoxiousbloodstain]

"They're straight" what is, their cocks when they see each other??

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[p3tri-core]

Dante version of my previous Vergil drawing

[neotrances-deactivated]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Every single one of you is a genius

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[astrotheyge]

Listen. I got to meet you. I got to do all this amazing stuff. I'm good. I made peace with it.

[leftontheforestfloor]

Kaz may have a body count, but at least he doesn't make fun or mocks a child because that child is dyslexic

In fact, he's quite considerate and understanding about it :)

[xi2shi]

danteleon…..they’re stuck in my head

[suk-kly]

you guys should play Resident Evil Requiem its peak

(this was funny in my head.)

[highball66]

Shout out to Leon laying on the floor pathetically, gotta be one of my favorite genres:

[cybershieldmaiden]

I've realized that one of my favorite things to do is take a deeply traumatized fictional man, gently cradle him in my hands, put him in a safe environment where he can finally rest and give him a very long hug until he breaks and ugly cries all those years of trauma out of his system until he can finally breathe again.

[how-about-gay]

IM SUBJECTING DANTE AND WOLFWOOD TO THIS

[dakywich]

All those marsh melons 😞

[northstararia]

OMFG OLD MAN YAOI

[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]