local-lesbian-lucy

Terfs DNI ~ Free Palestine 🇵🇸 she/him (MEAN LESBIAN) This blog is just something for me to do between depressive episodes and actually wanting to do something with my life

[innerchildabortionclinic]

can I come to the function not speaking & bringing this vibe

[googledocsdyke]

supernatural is like Yes we are aware that our lead actors are widely perceived and perceivable as sex objects No you may not see their elbows nor their knees. cloistered in 4 layers of cotton denim and leather like some goodly vengeful nun....... sister samuel you are needed back at the abby

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[magicratfingers]

can we really understand our ancient ancestors if we cant even see the sky at night

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[pbeeanjay]

i love you on purpose

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[local-lesbian-lucy]

I think praying before a game should not be allowed, because it’s cheating. They are praying to the thing that controls how the game plays out. If someone went up to a ref and said “I will do anything you say if you use your power to help me win” they would be disqualified for cheating!

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[pmamtraveller]

lunar corona, colorful rings around the moon.

[quest-draws]

[I.D.: A five panel black and white digital comic with a supplicant and a sage. The supplicant on their knees says "Oh, all-knowing sage, grant me your wisdom!" The sage, floating ominously says "Stop taking twelve Advil a day"

"Boo!" replies the supplicant. Then the sage takes out a box of Advil and a ox of Tylenol and hands them to the supplicant. "Instead, alternate between Advil and Tylenol. They work through different mechanisms, so they are safe to take together."

"Oh!" says the supplicant, now smiling. The sage holds up a finger, saying "Never go over the recommended daily maximum for any OTC drugs. Overuse of Advil can cause stomach and liver issues; overuse of Tylenol can damage your kidneys. Always speak to a physician before combining prescription strength drugs." End I.D.]

[sailor-lapis-lazuli]

you have the kidney/liver backwards. advil and other nsaids cause kidney damage and tylenol causes liver damage

[quest-draws]

[ID: a two panel black and white comic. The sage dramatically says "the all-knowing sage does not make mistakes!" but then points to a hastily scribbled, sobbing artist and says "but the idiot drawing them does." The artist says "sorry!!!" while hunched over their desk. End ID]

The all-knowing sage is restricted by their medium and the artist is very very srry!!!!!!!!

PLEASE REBLOG THIS VERSION AND THANK YOU SAILOR-LAPIS-LAZULI

[meanbuddhist]

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

[local-lesbian-lucy]

[superstarsisi]

i don’t ask for much but i might start

[dykonicdiva]

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

[dogpuppy]