i am dead inside (but don't tell anyone)

just another (nonfunctional) member of society

[thememedaddy]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[buttpoems]

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[oncillaphoenix]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[iphigenesis]

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future

[duskbird-blog]

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.