i am dead inside (but don't tell anyone)

just another (nonfunctional) member of society

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[kassy-djomunson]

[jame7t]

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

[wordfather]

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[frameperfectcumcancel]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]