Friendly Neighborhood Lesbian

Call me Robin (They/Them) Ball of rage

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[theehorsepusssy]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[kosmogrl]

[segamascott]

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[greelin]

taking sleeping meds then not sleeping really will have you like this

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[okavara]

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[theskullofjudgement]

What should I name my dog

CIGARETTE 2

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[lawoftheclaw]

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets