Hot but like a dumpster fire

*demonic screeching*

[hamelinsnightmare]

bingus

🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[corrucyst]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[winksdump]

ive been getting dragged into skylanders and i realized i could post my shitpost doodles onto here, hi to the whole 3 Buzz fans out there, hi chat

ft. a doodle of my skylanders OC my friend @silvs-corner made for me :] hi

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[annethecatdetective]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[electricpurrs]

he's like a patron saint to me

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[endless-torment-detector]

also @a-rat-with-internet-accesses why are there SO many rat detectors and WHY are they all being recommended to me on your page </3

[rat-detector]

[endless-torment-detector]

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

[rat-detector]

I was the first.

I have seen everything.

👁️

[ruinedchildhood]

[bipolarized]

Look at that shirtless whore, this’ll be the last December 10th you’ll be able to post this

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

oh my god I didn’t queue this this year D:

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[localparalysisdemon]

Everyone go donate to @enas-ak, she's a Palestinian widow struggling and in need of donations‼️

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[localparalysisdemon]

Ok I found a homestuck picrew on Pinterest and I know fuck all about the lore so I made one and now I wanna see what this trollsona guy thing would actually be in regards to the actual lore

If I found out that I made myself like. An omegaverse bottom or some shit in the homestuck lore by accident im gonna be so sad

Anyways ancient tumblr fandom members pspspspspspsps (with fear)

[localparalysisdemon]

Update on this, friend got me fully into it so here's vro

Mutant jadeblood rainbow drinker with tealblood traits (I made a whole system for mutants). Sign is virpia but I made it slightly off to show the mutant part, and the right eye has a sun-like iris to show light aspect connections

I also hc that rainbow drinkers get bat wings and tealbloods have more dragon like/reptilian tails whereas the other castes have the wiry+tufted ones