Exit stage left, pursued by a Bear

welcome to the trash heap, have a stale donut

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[satelliteinasupernova]

I read Little Thieves and Painted Devils by Margaret Owen, and now I am in love with their love. (Go read both books if you haven't, and then preorder the final book. For me)

[what-eats-owls]

I realized I shared these on instagram but not here! These are color editions of the stained glass illustrations I did for Holy Terrors, each illustrating a possible outcome if Vanja had made the "correct" choice instead of, well, the path she actually took. And the (not so) secret eighth illustration, which has spoilers for the end of HT, is under the cut! Enjoy!

Cat and all!

[therandomcantina]

I watched the old guard sequel and it was so bad it made me get back on tumblr again for a good rage feeding session

rip the old guard so sad they never made a sequel after that tease at the end of the first one xoxo

[hephs-thighs]

My favorite review of 2 Old 2 Guard that I've seen so far.

[therandomcantina]

So, The Old Guard 2 was a massive disappointment to us all, right?

[innit1]

Step 1: Read Holy Terrors by @what-eats-owls in 12 hours (accompanied by @tiaragloryart)

Step 2: Get sad about the series being over.

Step 3: Immediately spend 6 hours screenshotting and editing whatever this is.

‼️GUARANTEED RESULTS ‼️

Side note- this book was genuinely such a perfect ending to the series, and the ending immediately made me think of this song, so enjoy.

[the-blue-sandglass]

little thieves my beloved painted devils my beloved the fallow year my beloved holy terrors my beloved little thieves my beloved painted devils my beloved the fallow year my beloved holy terrors my beloved little thieves my beloved painted devils my beloved the fallow year my beloved holy terrors my belov-

[therandomcantina]

@what-eats-owls when I name my son Emeric will you give me a signed copy of Little Thieves?

[therandomcantina]

I just finished the final book of the Little Thieves trilogy, so don't expect me to be normal for at least a week

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]

[catcas22]

Words of Radiance spoilers

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Weeks later in Shadesmar, Jasnah stops cold, checks her pockets like she just realized she put her AirPods through the wash, and lets out a reserved sigh of disappointment.

“This is why I don’t accept wards.”

[studentofetherium]

the coastline paradox doesn't seem that difficult. just count all of it

[studentofetherium]

"With a coastline, however, measuring in finer and finer detail does not improve the accuracy"

have they tried counting all of it?

[studentofetherium]

the problem with both of these is that they didn't count all of it

[werewolfetone]

Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

[werewolfetone]

[authorizedpope]

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

[uncivilliberties]

Hat that says SO ANYWAY HOW FISH AND WOMEN FEEL ABOUT ME DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

[ladyoftheharbour]

it's generally good to be nice to people & not treat them with hostility sure but a lot of the time when white men who got radicalized into the alt right talk about "hostility on the left" what they really mean is "women & poc not prefacing every complaint about men &/or white people with 'not you tho you're one of the good ones'" & like respectfully if you take every complaint from marginalized people about their oppressors as a personal attack that's kind of a you problem

[ladyoftheharbour]

like if you’re serious about combatting systems of oppression you have to be able to admit when you benefit from them instead of getting upset when people talk about having it worse than you

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

the most disturbing trend in online leftism is outright hostility towards any kind of community building tools and forgiveness whatsoever.

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

prioritizing cruelty in the pursuit of justice is still prioritizing cruelty

[thetransfemininereview]

A pessimism that becomes a fatalism, a fatalism that becomes a nihilism, a nihilism that blunts the ability to empathize. It’s as much about the attitude toward the world as anything else.

[davidsdebauchery]

Gotta disagree with this. We should not only prioritize cruelty towards the intolerant, but understand it as necessary to maintain a truly tolerant society where the diversity of humanity can flourish or we'll cycle right back to exactly where we are now. It's literally called the Paradox of Tolerance and as leftists we need to foster a greater respect for it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What do you think the paradox of tolerance is. What do you think the word "cruelty" means. Because you have fundamentally misunderstood at least one of those things.

[cantotallyeven]

Some people are progressive not because they want to help people, but because they want socially acceptable people to hate