Lockdown TV

[moon-covey]

Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date. That’s a tough one. MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[studentlifeproblems]

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[computationalcalculator]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[optional]

me @ my emotional support fav character

[lockdown-tv]

[francavillarts]

JORDAN PEELE

It’s a new #BlackHistoryMonth! For the 3rd year in a row I decided to highlight the Black contributors to a genre near&dear to my heart: HORROR! To start, the man who helped bring the Black Horror on the top of the charts & an inspiration to us all: Jordan Peele

#BlackHorrorMonth

[lockdown-tv]

[girlbortion]

when i was in college and interning at the senate i remember we went on lockdown for what felt like half a day because a staffer brought in a cordless drill and it resembled a gun on the security x-rays. they had to like, disassemble the drill and confirm it wasn’t a threat.

so just seeing a bunch of guys scream and bang on the doors with god knows what and be let in by capitol cops is mindblowing. being a white guy truly is like GTA with the cheat codes

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[marcosllorente]

[stevienick]

— Who knew back in the day, when O’Hara first met Levy, that she’d be working with him and his son and his daughter, all these years later? Jokingly insisting that she knew, O’Hara declares “‘You will have a son’ I said to Eugene, ‘and you will have a daughter, and you will want to work with me until the end of your days’”

[flippyspoon]

…this is the best post i’ve ever seen.

[rhinozilla]

Watching the annual dog show as per our Thanksgiving tradition, and they have a cardboard cutout audience this year. I just saw among them a cutout of Andre Braugher with a corgi, and my heart is full!

[aflawedfashion]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 7x08 - Sleeper

We don’t want him to know we suspect anything. Besides if he tries to leave, I don’t want you confronting him. Call Buffy and just let her know that he’s on the move. 

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[neonperri]

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

[trashmouse]

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

[xzombiexkittenx]

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

[pom-seedss]

Is it tropey as hell? Yes.

Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.

Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.

[chaseha-wing]

For some reason people like to pretend Jack Black isn’t one of the best actors of our generation.

Like maybe it’s because he tends to take goofier rolls or whatever, but when he gets in character, he STAYS in character.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Unironically this is one of my favorite films ever

[hogwartsandrec]

I believe "stanning" politicians is really weird and stops people from seeing them as representatives of those they serve. That being said, I'd love to know what Leslie Knope is thinking about Joe Biden becoming president.