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Harry on the graveyard in GoF while Voldemort gets resurrected

Harry: Oh, I didn’t need to see that

Harry: very good, Steve. Uh, I mean... uh, I mean, Voldemort.

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Harry Potter, while watching Harry Potter: That does not look like me. I am much taller!

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Oliver Wood, standing in the rain on the pitch after a lost game: Ok, universe. I get the point!

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Harry, when he sees Voldemort attacking him with the elder wand: You’re gonna attack me with outdated office supplies?

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Peter Pettigrew after joining the Death Eaters: [sing-song] I’m a good friend, a real good friend. Being supportive. Sacrificing my time. Eating this churro in a very supportive way.

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James: What? Hold on, what I mean was ... [slurps]

James: [spits water out] WHAT?!

Sirius: oh, that’s much better. That really conveys the urgency

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Remus: You could write a how-to manual on the topic of... of wielding

Sirius:

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Sirius: Now are you getting my good side?

Sirius: You’re right, Who am I kidding?

Sirius: They’re both my good sides

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Sirius: Irony, hmm?

Sirius: Moony, is that irony?

Remus: I try to avoid the word irony, on account that nobody knows what it means.

Remus: But it’s close enough.

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Sirius and James in a treasury trying on jewellery

James, wearing some rings an a small crown: Padfoot, how much bling is too much bling?

Sirius, wearing multiple rings, earrings, bracelets, heavy necklaces and a hugs crown: One can never have to much bling, James.

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Sirius: What a jerk I’ve been...

Sirius: What a stupid, handsome jerk

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Dumbledore: Put your ego aside and and start applying yourself fully. Can you do that?

Harry: of course I can! I’m the greatest!

Harry: Hey, your words, not mine

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Peter in the beginning of GoF: Perhaps it’s not my place to point it out, sir, but you have a rather disturbing... rash going on here in the back. I might have some ointment. Some salve, perhaps. I could put you in touch with a... uh... very good dermatologist. Fellow by the name of- -

Voldemort: Wormtail!