porch lizard. hello

first name locust! last name breakfast! this entity is under construction. 30something

[milkmanamok]

artist: Scott Froschauer

[deathandmysticism]

Jacques-Fabien Gautier D'Agoty, Two dissected heads, 1764-65

[miamaimania]

“Spine Corset” by Shaun Leane for Alexander McQueen, SS ‘98.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[dogpuppy]

[uncoolgallery]

Katharina Grosse |

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[livenudebigfoot]

this credit inspires so much confidence

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[handlinepic]

[spacerockband]

rainbow sherbet 🌈

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[locust-breakfast]

slooowly making some improvements to my routines + practicing focus as a skill ... they r not kidding about the spiral of it, the pitfalls will stay the same (in different hats) and you just slowly practice facing them a little differently each time

[desolatus]

Victor Nizovtsev

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[fuckyoubaker]

FRIDAY.

HAVE AS NICE AS WEEKEND AS POSSIBLE PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It's a Paris sight