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[zerrie]

2013 vma will always be the best vma

[citrouilles-deactivated20230317]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

[iamaslitherin]

I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

[papertownsy]

[cometcrystal]

excuse you

[wet-monsoon]

spongebob writer one: hear me out…. what if we make a special where spongebob… wears Long Pants

spongebob writer two: that sounds like its BRIMMING with comedic potential, jerry! but…. how will we span it out into a 30 minute special?

spongebob writer one: oh, oh god. i don’t know. i didn’t think i’d get this far

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[betterthankanyebitch]

SNL is going to be gone just like mad tv soon 😭😭

[ifihadthewords]

[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[spork]

my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means that Mike is driving

[longlostlorian]

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

[longlostlorian]

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

[longlostlorian]

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

[longlostlorian]

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

[longlostlorian]

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

[longlostlorian]

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator

1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

[longlostlorian]

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

[rukudzom-deactivated20160319]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[doctor-niney]

Reblog if you remember this TV Channel

[owomon]

did they ever explain why it just has one giant anime eye

[julystorms]

drawing the other eye is hard

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[badab00m]

[thecommonchick]

I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂

[justcallme-molly]

What to say during sex

ooh

ee

ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

[ohdearwhatanawkwardsituation-de]

[ororosmunroe]

He’s becoming self-aware…Disney’s gonna have to handle that. 

[orange-frosting-blog-blog-deact]

Remember the last time a Disney character became aware?

And he was never seen again.