I Am The Lizard Queen

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[segamascott]

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[jayyyneotai]

[segamascott]

[trashboat]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[spongeybubblez]

Me when

Me when i

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[depsidase]

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[enameledcoppergirl]

Girls Love Serpents

[anxeious]

[kushblazer666]