I am going to stop posting regularly on this account, with my new main blog being @derangedwriterwrites . This is because I didnât know how Tumblr worked when I made this account, so my SBG ask blog is unfortunately, the blog that shows up when I follow people, like posts, join communities, and send asks without anon, which has made my experience with this account kinda difficult, as the main blog I use is actually a side blog. If we are moots, pretty please follow my new account đaskashlynbanner will still be active, it might take me a bit longer to answer asks tho. I might still post on this one occasionally tho
I have a Tumblr problem that I canât solve and I need some help
When I first joined Tumblr, I had no idea how anything worked, so my Ashlyn Banner ask blog is my primary account, when this account should be my primary account. There is no feature to switch what blog is the main blog, so I am stuck with my likes only showing up as askashlynbanner, only being able to show up in communities as askashlynbanner, and only being able to send non-anon asks as askashlynbanner. I am genuinely considering making a new account and starting over on Tumblr just because I donât know what else to do and this is really frustrating me.
Trans-exclusive radical feminist. Radical feminism is the belief that the only way for women to have equal rights is a complete societal reform, which isnât horrible in my opinion, although this often includes views such as reducing womenâs experiences to biology, focusing heavily on the experiences of white, middle-class women and ignoring race and class diversities, and being profoundly anti-male.
Trans-exclusive means that they do and believe all of this while also being transphobic. I believe JK. Rowling would be a good example of a TERF.
set in s3, hopper!reader
summary: there's one lucky thing about you and robin being a lesbian couple in the eighties - you don't have to keep your door open three inches.
wc: 2.3k+
cw: sensitive themes (talk of homophobia & same sex couples in the 80's) but it's all in a positive way! suggestive themes - heated moment.
a/n: this fic means so much to me so treat her kindly
With your fatherâs presence comes the slam of a door. Youâve been conditioned to associate him with the sound, so when the front door slams open, Robin immediately puts a few inches of space between your faces. Her lips no longer brush yours as she flirts with you quietly, her hand slipping from your waist so she can rest her second arm on the mattress. You glimpse up to the mirror at the other end of your bed and nod to yourself approvingly. In the reflection, you donât see a pair of lovers, but good friends.
Another door bangs against a wall, and you scoff in amusement as you hear your dad begin yelling before cutting himself off. Robin squeezes your hand which grips the corner of the magazineâs page, but she quickly lets go, moving it away a safe distance. Her soft touch averts your attention back to the magazine â something that had lost your focus many minutes ago, when Robin had decided to press the first kiss to your jaw.
âSo I take it you prefer the plaid over the floral?â You mumble, a single manicured nail tracing over the advertised bikinis. âYeah, I like the funky patterns.â Both your eyes flit up towards the end of Robinâs sentence as the door eases open. Jim Hopperâs gaze is sceptical, but his shoulders slump in relief at the sight of you and Robin, innocently laying on your stomachs on your bed, flicking through a magazine.
âItâs like a time machine in here.â Your dad starts, hand still on the doorknob as he looks back and forth between your room and Elâs, where she and Max are in the same position, except on the floor. And also, very much just friends. âBoth of you girls with your friends, no boys around.â He leaves the second part silent, but itâs clear that he thinks about how for the first time in years, he doesnât have to worry about either of his girls and their boyfriends. He nods approvingly before slowly closing the door, and for a moment you just stare at the dark oak, contemplating getting up to lock the door behind him.
Robin slings an arm over your waist, ducking her face next to yours and muttering âYou know how I like fun patterns on you.â
âRobs, you just like fun patterns.â
She brings a hand up, resting her chin on it and looking into the corner of the room, thinking deeply. âWell, yeah, exactly. Thatâs why I like them on you. You make things I already like a hundred times better because theyâre combined with you.â Your chest swells with adoration at your girlfriendâs words, and you lean in close to press your lips to hers despite the unlocked door. âI love you.â You whisper quietly, and she echoes the words back to you without a momentâs hesitation.
Pushing the magazine away from you, you roll onto your side, resting your head on a propped up hand. Robinâs gaze drops down to where your shirt rides up, exposing a sliver of your abdomen, and she lets her fingers wander there, tracing absentminded shapes onto your skin. âSo youâll get the bikini?â She asks hopefully, eyes trailing up your body to finally land on your face. âYeah, I probably will.â
The grin that makes its way onto her face is slow and hard for her to fight off, so she lets it conquer, flashing it in your direction. She leans in close to you, but just before she can kiss you, you interrupt her. âRobin, go lock the door.â She flies off the bed in such an eager manner it makes you giggle to yourself, but Robin winces as she turns the lock, hoping its click doesnât alert your police chief of a dad. She tiptoes back to the bed, climbing onto the mattress so close to you that she layers her body above yours, intertwining your legs together.
Shimmying onto your back, you smile up at your girlfriend, a chill running up your spine when she runs her fingertips up the side of your neck. Robin leans down, pressing a long and teasing kiss just underneath her fingertips, and you can feel the way her lips quirk up into a smile against your neck when your back arches off the mattress. She laughs to herself when your fingers sew into her hair, pulling her head up and closer to your face.
âKiss me, Robin.â You plead, eyes flickering down to her lips. You admire the moment her tongue jots out to lick her lips, but donât have time to process the fact that sheâs already leaning down to kiss you with an obedient âYes maâam.â
She moans when your fingers scratch at her scalp, but she tilts her head and slackens her jaw to deepen the kiss nonetheless, her lips parting. Your fingers tighten around her golden locks when her tongue finally meets yours, and you hum in satisfaction, pushing her closer to you by the back of her head.
Robin leans most of her weight on her right arm, letting her free hand trail up your body. When she finds the edge of your jeans, she grips the denim fabric in her hands, fingers expertly working to unbutton them. She doesnât bother undoing the zip, only slipping her hand under your jeans and down your panties. You let out a sharp breath at her cold touch, hand flying to grip her wrist, stopping her movements. She pulls back from the kiss with a wet string of saliva connecting your lips to hers, a silent question lingering on her lips.
âRisky.â You breathe out, and she nods, an unwavering look of content on her features. âWhat?â You laugh at her lack of response, a hand tightly clutching the fabric of her t-shirt. âNot if you can be quiet.â
She laughs even as you push her head back down into the kiss, tongue immediately tangling with yours, muffling her sounds into mere moans. Her fingers wiggle beneath your underwear, and you loosen your hold on her wrist to let her do as she pleases to you. She trails her hand down, lips suddenly breaking from the kiss so she can avert attention to your neck instead. âNo, Robin!â You gasp, twitching away from her mouth. âYou know you canât leave any marks!â She leaves her lips on your neck, letting her head drop down so her forehead rests onto the mattress as she grumbles disappointedly.
âLet me break the rules just one time.â She murmurs, voice laced with dismay. You gently push at her chest, and she instantly rolls off you, letting you swing a leg over her hips to straddle her. She pouts underneath you, hands coming to cross over her chest, but you pull them down, tilting your head at her in question. âNo, donât be upset Robs.â
Robin shrugs, huffing to further showcase her emotions to you. You lean down, pressing your lips to hers once, then quickly again before moving to press kisses onto each of her cheeks. Her cheeks tense under your kisses as she breaks into an unwilling smile, but her hands come up to grip yours hips anyway. âIâll let you leave marks sometime, okay? Somewhere my dad wonât see, when literally any other person could be the suspect, okay?â
Robin groans, throwing her head back onto the mattress and squinting her eyes as though deep in thought. Then, she shrugs her shoulders, one hand shooting up to cup the nape of your neck and harshly pulling you down, slamming your lips down onto hers. Itâs a violent kiss, one that all teeth and tongue, and Robin easily flips your positions back around, hands working to push your shirt up. âBut for now, somewhere he wonât see.â She tells you, one hand snaking underneath your back and unclasping your bra.
Her mouth immediately meets your breast, lips wrapping around your nipple, and your hand returns to your girlfriendâs hair, biting down on your bottom lip to avoid making any sound.
âRob-â
âHey, what do you girls want for dinner!?â
Robin jerks up away from you at the sound of your dadâs voice on the other side of the door as he knocks loudly, and you scramble up to clasp your bra again and pull your shirt down. For extra measure, you pull the closest hoodie to you over your head before opening the door and facing your dad. El and Max stand in the living room, and El stares at you for a long moment before turning to look at Jim. She pokes him in the side, whispering âAsk her.â
âThese two want pizza, that okay with you and Robin?â He asks you with a sigh, and you nod. âAlright, the four of you take care, Iâll order the pizzas for you and go, I have something to do. Youâre in charge, hon, alright?â You nod again, pocketing the money he hands you.
Robin comes out of your room just as Jim shrugs his jacket on, and the four of you watch as he leaves. âShould we watch something?â You ask when the door shuts, watching as Robin slumps down on the couch in front of the television. El and Max stare at you for a long moment, and you gesture your hands as to ask whatâs going on.
âI didnât know girls could kiss each other like girls and boys do.â The gasp flies from your lips before you can prevent it, and Robinâs head snaps towards your sister so fact that her neck might have snapped. âEl⌠Where did you - what do you mean?â
âEl spied on you and saw you and Robin kissing.â Max clarifies with a shrug of her shoulders, moving slowly to sit in your dadâs armchair.
âEl, I thought we agreed you wouldnât do that.â You gulp, unable to think of anything else to say. Robin stands, turning around to face you, panic written all over her face. The living room is silent for a long and uncomfortable moment as your brain races to find a solution. âOkay, El sit down. Max, next to her on the couch.â You demand, bringing a hand up to your mouth so you can bite at your thumb nail anxiously. The younger girls scatter to sit on the couch in front of the television, nervously glancing at each other before looking back up at you and Robin.
âAre you girlfriend-girlfriend?â El asks, and you freeze, shooting Robin a side glance. She shrugs, and you decide in that moment to be truthful, so you turn back to your sister and nod. âBut itâs really important that you donât tell anyone, okay?â
âBecause dad would get mad that you keep your door closed?â El hypothesises, and despite the laugh that wants to escape you, you shake your head. âNo, El. Look, a lot of people - most people arenât open to the idea of two girls or two boys being partners. You know, it could really get us in trouble.â You crouch down in front of El and Max, though your gaze doesnât move away from your younger sisterâs face. âDoes that bother you, El? That Robin and I are together?â
El shakes her head, looking back at Robin and smiling softly. âI like Robin. She gives me free ice cream sometimes. And she is funny. And you spend all your time with her so I know she is a good person.â You nod in relief, moving your attention to Max. âWhat about you, Max?â
âNo, I think itâs cool. I sometimes hear people talk about couples like you but I didnât think they actually existed.â Robin chuckles at Maxâs words, then looks at you. She notes the stress on your face and brings a hand up to rub your back, furrowing her eyebrows when you flinch on instinct. âYou really canât tell anyone.â Robin echoes your previous words, taking her hand off you and looking at the younger girls with the most serious face she can muster.
âWhy donât people like when two girls or boys go out?â Max finally asks, looking between you. Robin brings her shoulders up to her ears, holding them there for a moment before letting them drop low in a sad shrug as she kneels down beside you. âI wish I knew, Max.â She offers, sighing deeply. She glances towards you, hesitantly extending her arms out to propose a hug. You let yourself fall into her arms, bringing your hands up to hide your face as you whine anxiously, crying âFuck, we messed up Rob!â Robin tightens her hold on you, caressing your back in slow circles.
âIâm sorry I spied.â Apologises El, eyes clouding with distress. âWill you two promise not to tell anyone? And I mean anyone at all, in the whole world.â Asks Robin, keeping you close to her.
âPromise.â They echo in unison.
âAnd when the pizza comes, you can pay.â Robin decides as punishment with a sense of finality in her tone of voice. Both Max and Elâs heads snap towards you, panic etched onto their faces. Digging your face out of the crook of Robinâs neck, you glimpse at the younger girls, laughing quietly at their expressions. âCan spy through peopleâs minds but canât pay for pizza.â You scoff, staring at them longly.
âThis is serious, you get that right?â You emphasise one last time, deeply exhaling when they both nod again. âRobin, let me speak to you in private for a moment.â Robin follows you back into your room, standing by the closed door for a long moment in utter silence. At the sight your stillness, she walks towards you, spinning you around and walking you back to the door until youâre pressed up against it. She takes a minute to look at you, then presses her lips against yours in a passionate kiss that has you melting in her arms.
âAnd here I thought Steve was going to be the only person to know until at least the nineties.â You mumble against her lips, feeling her chest rumble with a silent laugh. She pats your thigh twice at the sound of the doorbell, muttering âYeah, like any of us will still be alive by the nineties.â
Grand List of Favorite Avatar Fics for Various Ships
(This is a recommendation list. I did not write any of these stories, obviously.)
Korrasami: âInstincts of a Fearful Bodyâ by Emirael and skyedancer_rae, an unfinished WIP with Red Lotus Korra and Equalist Asami that was one of the first shipfics I ever read in the fandom.
Hakursa: âGuide Me Homeâ by Qwi_Xux, a classic ATLA fic written before The Search came out.
Maiko: âMore Than Blood Can Standâ by starbunny86, AU where Firelord Azulon makes Iroh adopt Zuko. Normally I donât like Maiko but it was well-done here.
Jetko: âiâll come crashingâ by @gaycinema, AU where Jet only assumes Iroh is a firebender.
Yuezula: âyou make a really good girl (as girls go)â by suzukiblu, excellent portrayal of a rarepair
Zukka:
The âAllâs Fairâ series by @lovelyelbowleech. AU where Zuko and Sokka are captured by Zhao after the Siege of the North. Content warning for rape/noncon. WIP.
âthe heartless and the gentleâ by sokkaesque. Seriously one of the best soulmate AUs I have ever read.
âBlueâ by @hollypunkers. AU where Zuko falls in love with Sokka while disguised as the Blue Spirit. Content warning for violence.
âWill We Last the Nightâ by CSHfic and VSfic. Canon rewrite of Season 2, slowburn.
Zutara:
âThe Color of the Starsâ by @pseudonova. The burn is the slowest I have ever read, but it is worth it.
âsuch selfish prayersâ and its sequel, by @andromeda3116. AU after ATLA finale, Katara-centric
âAvatar: The Fire Princeâ by mysterygreeting, an Avatar Zuko series that is still a WIP. Technically the pairing havenât gotten together yet, but the buildup has been really great so far. Updates fairly regularly.
âforgetting is a kind of mercyâ by @nerdylizj. AU where Zuko and Katara get brainwashed by the Dai Li and then end up married with children.
Zukaang: âThe Avatar and the Fire Princeâ by @biconickyoshi. AU where thirteen-year-old Zuko releases Aang from the iceberg and thus the age gap is only one year. Still a WIP but updates fairly regularly.
Zukki: The âHeirloomâ series by jublis. Post-canon, very philosophical.
Jinko: âJasmine-by-nightâ by @outpastthemoat. Short but sweet oneshot.
Zutaraang: âHeartlinesâ by @kuchee1. Post-canon slowburn, very well-written.
Mailee: âof all the stars, the fairestâ by @zukkaoru. Fake dating fic, background Zukka but it never takes over the story.
if you didnât love kataang when they were two young traumatized genocide survivors learning how to navigate their grief by creating childhood together in the midst of a war that relentlessly tried to steal it from them you donât deserve them now that theyâre hot
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I donât how it is all around the world but I know it canât just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
Iâve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!
oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. itâs been freakinâ EVERYWHERE lately. i havenât been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shitâs scary.
not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3
FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESNâT MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED.Â
DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DONâT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION.Â
IF YOUâRE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDNâT DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN.Â
Obligatory reblog! @imhumanguysiswear @childlikegoblinqueen @teaontoasty @spinaroos-47 @smokestarrules Sorry if this bothers you but I do know someone who has received these messages so it better not to take any chances!
â ď¸YALL REBLOG THIS WE NEEDA SPREAD THE WORD FURTHER, NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS, REBLOGGING THAT COULD QUITE LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE!!!!!!â ď¸
