The thorn in Loki's side

My name is Thorn. I'm the thorn in Loki's side. The very bane of his existence. My sole purpose is to be an everyday reminder of his failures. I'm a mirror to Loki, the other side of his coin. A shadow figure, a dark being, showing the God of Mischief all his memories that he has hidden. What better way to get under Loki's skin than to take the shape of his beloved brother, Thor. I also am a shape shifter, able to take on male or female form as I choose. Or animal form. You never know what I will be. [[ This is a roleplay blog of sorts. Mostly made to interact with Loki roleplay blogs via ask or thread. This description is still a work in progress. Male faceclaim is Chris Hemsworth, still looking for the female faceclaim. If you are curious about this blog, ask away. This blog can be NSFW and NSFW doesn't always mean smut. Thorn is a nasty person so torture, etc is not far fetched for him and may not be under a read more. And no, I didn't pick the face of Thor just so I could smut with Loki's.]]

[roleplayerscoffeeshop]

It really bothers me how much roleplayers use self-deprecation to get people to write with them.

[lokisthorn]

(( I also see that nothing's changed on this website. Same shit, even 3 months later. What a time to come back. ))

[lokisthorn]

(( Yeah, I tried to kill myself and I posted on here, which I deleted, about it but only one person even bothered to send me an ask about it. ))

[valdreyri-archive]

// I really don’t understand the rping community much these days. I had way too many threads, I needed to drop some. Every roleplayer has the right to drop threads if they want or need to; I needed to. I understand it’s sad to see that your post has been dropped (trust me I’ve been on that end of the stick countless times and I know it sucks), but that doesn’t mean it’s the end of the line and I won’t ever roleplay with you again. People often drop all threads and start again, yet some people often struggle to keep up to date because they can’t bring themselves to drop threads and upset their rp partners, but guys you have to understand that sometimes the amount we have is too much and everyone on this site has the right to do something about it. Don’t call them out on their decision, don’t post negative things about it; everyone feels guilty about it enough without seeing that scrawled across your blog. I’ve been putting it off for weeks and couldn’t cope anymore, I made the decision and really didn’t need to see that. Roleplaying isn’t a job, it’s a hobby, something we all do to escape the mundanity of life — don’t become aggressive if things don’t go your way, drop them a polite ask talk about it, I’m sure the rper in question will be more than happy to talk to you about it and explain why they had to do it. Much the same as offline, treat others how you’d like to be treated; if you had to do the same for your own sake I’m sure you’d be pretty upset if you came across a bitter post about something you had to do for your own sake. You have the right to drop threads, you have the right to be sad about it if yours gets dropped, but don’t be bitter about the outcome because it might make said rper reluctant to thread with you again.

[lokisthorn]

(( I had a long reply typed up about this but it's not fucking worth it. Keep thinking all of this and being a stuck up popular blog with all your sheep sniffing at your ass. All I see are excuses. ))

[lokisthorn]

(( I'm having a hard time right now. I could use some nice messages to cheer me up.

[pleasureloki-deactivated2014022]

lokisthorn started following you

[lokisthorn]

"Is that right? I have missed those times as well. Always nice to know that I’ve left a lasting impression upon you, brother."

[pleasureloki-deactivated2014022]

"I want you to do it again to me, please brother, I have missed the feeling of your cock." Loki moaned.

[lokisthorn]

"You always have, you little scamp. Tell me how much you missed that feeling. I want you to beg."

[lokisthorn]

♦ "More like hot, rough make out session thoughts, but same thing."

"That would work very well. Yes, very, very well."

[grumblygardensarchive]

Send me a ♦ if your character has ever had sexual thoughts about mine.

Send multiple if they were really dirty…

[theironman]

[msjarvis]

Badass Thor is the best Thor.. :P

[miyapoststhings]

if i forget to tag something that triggers you

i am so sorry

sometimes i forget

other times i just didn’t know

please tell me!

you have my permission to hit me upside the head with a pillow

[thenamesallison]

"What naughty trick? Which Loki all depends on what kind of trick it is." She tilted her chin down when he tugged at it so she could bite his hand, though not hard. She wasn’t even sure what she was doing; she was just being playful.

[lokisthorn]

He feigned hurt as she nipped at his hand. “What Loki could we torture? There are so many. I would love your input on it.” Words were leaving his mouth but his eyes were too busy on her lips.

[thenamesallison]

She chuckled at his fake hurt expression. “Again, it depends on the trick you want to play. Every Loki responds differently. I could name a couple I wouldn’t mind getting, but their retaliation would involve us getting seriously injured, and that doesn’t seem all that fun to me.” 

[lokisthorn]

"Oh it would be a harmless enough trick. Not meant to hurt them, only to embarrass them." He let his thumb trace over her bottom lip. "True enough, that is one thing to consider. the retaliation could be severe. But what is life without some sort of adventure. Not to worry, I wouldn't let them harm you."

[lokisthorn]

"Thwack!"

He jumped visibly when he felt the slight sting on his ass. He spun around, ready to berate the person who did it and stopped short. His jaw hung open when he saw it was Sigyn but he had to smile when he saw the sneaky look on her face. “Do that more often and you will find yourself on your back in my bed.”

[lokisthorn]

He popped her ass again for good measure. “Ah, ah. No touching the merchandise until bed, sweetcakes.” He strode towards the bedroom, bouncing her up and down on his shoulder in a playful way. “Besides, you’ll make my ass sore. I won’t be able to sit down.”

[sigynofdevotion]

"And yet you have no qualms about delivering a swift spanking to me," she said, struggling to reach his bum again. When he began to bounce her, Sigyn held onto his shoulder and the back of his shirt. 

[lokisthorn]

"That's right. I have no problem with connecting my hand to your nice bottom." He jiggled her around, making sure to keep hold of her so she didn't fall. "I plan to do much more than that, trust me."

[insanityxatitsfinest-deactivate]

"Your boredom will end up having someone killed. Can you not control this beast you have unleashed here?"

          “Only if one makes a wrong move, they will meet their death. I suppose I ca, however I know not where it has gone since I last saw it.”

[lokisthorn]

"I doubt you have no way of tracing this beast that you have unleashed on these innocent people. How else would you know if it were to harm them?"

[pleasureloki-deactivated2014022]

lokisthorn started following you

[lokisthorn]

"Yes, brother."

"What a nice greeting."

[pleasureloki-deactivated2014022]

"Mmm, brother, I have missed you, I’ve missed the way you pounded into me, the way you fucked me."

[lokisthorn]

"Is that right? I have missed those times as well. Always nice to know that I've left a lasting impression upon you, brother."

[thenamesallison]

"You should know by now I don’t handle cryptic well. I like to know things. Please tell me?" She gave him her best pouty face after he kissed her, jutting out her bottom lip. 

[lokisthorn]

"If you must know, I have this particular naughty trick that I play on Loki from time to time. You would be the perfect partner in crime for it. The only question is, which Loki should we play it on?" He playfully tugged at her chin when she pouted.

[thenamesallison]

"What naughty trick? Which Loki all depends on what kind of trick it is." She tilted her chin down when he tugged at it so she could bite his hand, though not hard. She wasn’t even sure what she was doing; she was just being playful.

[lokisthorn]

He feigned hurt as she nipped at his hand. "What Loki could we torture? There are so many. I would love your input on it." Words were leaving his mouth but his eyes were too busy on her lips.

[black-salts-and-forget-me-nots]

lokisthorn replied to your post:"Thwack!"

Thorn grinned at the reaction of the other man. “That’s just a warm up.”

Scoffing, Bjorn pointed a finger up at Thorn. “Nuh uh. No getting near my ass till I at least get dinner. These jeans come off when they are charmed off mister.” His lips twitched as he spoke despite his best efforts to prevent them from doing so.

[lokisthorn]

"Dinner?" He said. "Will a tv dinner do or do you want an actual dinner?" He had only just met the man and already he was demanding food from Thorn.  "I can be charming and enough to get those jeans off."

[sigynofdevotion]

He stumbled into the library, looking for something interesting to read when he saw the pretty lady he had met earlier. What he didn't expect to find was that she was tied to a chair. And she looked very much tasty. "Wow. What do we have here?" He asked, making his way over to her, standing still not sure what to do.

Sigyn’s lips parted when she heard footsteps echoing in the library halls. The spell had been some sort of prank, that was sure but she had hoped it would have worn off by now. Every part of her body felt heavy and the slightly movement sent shivers down her spine. She bit her lip so hard to keep from moaning that there was a little bead of blood sitting on the edge of her bottom lip. 

Then he appeared and her whole body started to hum. “Please,” she began to move, trying to free herself from her bonds, “Please help me.” 

[lokisthorn]

"You’ve had these feelings for me before that?" His eyes widened at the implication. So that means from the very first time they met, she felt the spark just as he had. It was a relief to hear that. "Don’t laugh but I’ve felt the same from the moment I first saw you."

[sigynofdevotion]

"Why would I laugh?" she asked, holding out her hand for him, "Aside from Loki, I had not expected anyone else to have such feelings for me. It makes me happy." 

[lokisthorn]

"I know you wouldn't laugh it's just." He sighed threw his nose, not wanting to put into words what he was feeling. He grabbed her hand in relief. "I never thought I would ever have feelings about anyone."