[fairyfayy]

hi :)

[thebsdboys]

[catgirlconspiracy]

I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

fuck

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

the amount of people responding to this post with “fake” like it was actually up for debate whether or not Harambe the Gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo was going to appear in Pokemon Sun and Moon has me in stitches

[stolentweets]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’ve never seen Fight Club, but because of the first rule of fight club, I’ve never had the movie spoiled for me.

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Brazil put as much effort into fixing Rio than they do covering it up we’d probably have a pleasant Olympic Games

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was a kid I was always told cats are scared of dogs, but I’ve only ever seen dogs that are scared of cats.

[stolentweets]

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Human beings in a mob

What’s a mob to a king?

What’s a king to a god?

What is a god…

To a non-believer?

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[naivemo-deactivated20160824]

@ponprincess

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Oh. My. GOD.

[excima]

are y'all really surprised though

[android1000]

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[anima-posts]

[dennys]

[dennys]

just a reminder

[someboredloser]

👏Don’t 👏celebrate 👏america👏day👏if👏👏you 👏aren’t 👏married 👏to👏a👏bald 👏 eagle👏

[thebootydiaries]

im the type of girl who would wake up early every morning just to water the dirt so u don’t have to ♡

[thebootydiaries]

i changed this from trees to dirt bc a lot of people thought trees were supposed to be watered which i didnt expect and turns out some people actually water dirt for some reason so im just going to delete this post 

[setonfirebyfiends-archive]

I have to water my dirt so my chickens can eat all the bugs from within yikes

[thebootydiaries]

ya but this was supposed be for like real people