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Bathroom Designs That Should Be Straight-Up Illegal (x)

[ripe]

annekasvenskaofficial on ig

[candiikismet]

They woke up like “this my soooooong”

[xxtc-96xx]

careful, you’ll start a howl!

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[ruinedchildhood]

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[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

It’s a portal

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

[shejla24]

[ariasune]

today has been educational

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thighetician]

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

[mckitterick]

I love this exchange

[calpiso]

[bloomflowersbloom]

sge was readyvghjk

[antiandrogen]

this was me working at lush

[pepsiprincesa]

LMAOOOSIISK

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[thecommonchick]

[justcatposts]

entertain me

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

the hidden darkness within those beans

[princesstigerbelle]

Small but sinister……

[thestateonmtv]

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out chinese food containers should be opened this way for them to also work as plates

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[anti-sjw-rosequartz-deactivated]

If you scratch my cat in the right spot, he’ll flick his tongue out and lick whatever is close by