I like to be surrounded by splendid things

- Freddie Mercury ~23~

[thesummerday-deactivated2026041]

sorry I have nothing good to post you must love me anyway

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[dahlia-molinas]

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

[hoehazza]

i remember july like it was yesterday

[hoehazza]

i remember july like it was yesterday

[aptronyms]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

[aptronyms]

violence 4 life

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[charl0ttan]

how do you get a job

[charl0ttan]

ohhhhh okay 👍

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[emwheezie]

oh THIS is the gunch

[dinneratdahmers]

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

[lamignonette]

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[magneatio]

sometimes i’m sick with it like….. the, i wish i knew you as a kid i wish we could have run in the field together and sat in the dirt and i wish i could’ve heard you sing at the top of your lungs and maybe we would’ve ridden bikes together…. it’s the, i love you so much it’s spilling over so i’m loving you in the past present and future ohhh i wish i knew you when we were kids

[magneatio]

but we have right now and that’s just as beautiful it’s just i’ve got love spilling over all sides i hope you feel it

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen