lolomgwhut

I put the um in tumblr

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[sunshine-tattoo]

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[highlandvalley]

[guerrillatech]

[boterhamworst]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Whoopsies.

[pleatedjeans]

It’s simple math stupid.

[toastbutteregg]

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[abstractlyrapacious]

in the spirit of Halloween, here’s an appreciation post for wolves with pumpkins

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[montygreen]