lolpants

These comics are based off of my life and filled with nerdy references.

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my modbook's fan is just about as loud as a rocket ship.

TO SPAAAAAAACE!

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omg don't just google 'staph' for references on how to draw staphylococcus.

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Proton jokes are what keep me going during classes.

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Oh hi c: I totally loveeeeed your comics. the ones about cells were funny! haha and cute asian boys♥ ahh:D

oh wow thanks! i wish i could update more often, but school is kinda pretty much all i work on nowadays. thanks again though!

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One of Justine’s many brilliant ideas. She should be the industrial designer instead of Ruby, I swear.

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I found out later I stole the punch line. But to be honest, I thought his was way better.

Btw, as you can probs tell this was drawn in my notebook. Thats what you get when I'm not near my tablet.

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fyeahassholecat:

Turns out my cat, Molly, has fleas. 

Awww yeah. Submittin' memes. Laughing at myself.

God damn you Molly!

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So I made an lolScience bowl yesterday. This is just a small preview, as it still has to be glazed and fired, but I hope you guys think its as adorable as I do. I'll share the rest of the sides on it when I get it all finished in a few days. 

Also, I'll be making shirts tomorrowwwwwww.

HOME MADE MERCHANDISE HECK YEAH!

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Spiders and Hayden

Hayden: i love charlottes web guys

Hayden: but if charlotte left her web

Hayden: and came into my house

Hayden: i would kill her

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Hey, it's an honest mistake.

And freebies aren't taken lightly.

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My cousin Claire is a pimp and employs many people. She keeps all the money her ho's make in her hat, that way she knows they're safe. Sometimes there is so much money that the hat springs a leak, but we usually get it patched up in no time. She communicates mostly via phone, even if you're in the same room.

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MY BFFL BRIAN MADE A COMIC AND IT STARS MEEEEEEEEEE. And also him, BUT WHO CARES CUS IT MEEEEE.

I'm a detective. And I solve crimes. Be jealous.

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this is my friend who asked me to draw him as an anime character. i hope this is what he meant.

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During A Severe Thunderstorm The Following Text Messages Were Sent:

Dad: I'm at Target

Me: It's the end of the world here

Dad: Not here

Dad: Oh wait, now it is

Me: It's hailing!

Dad: A meteor just fell from the sky on Route 9

Me: Aliens.

Me: It's weird because the wind...the wind is going towards the eye of the storm

Me: I don't think our mailbox is gonna make it.. it's crazy here

Dad: Some lady just disintegrated standing next to me. It was from something under the ground

Me: Maybe we should head towards water

Dad: I'm gonna pick you up. We gotta make it to the ferry.

Me: What about Molly...we can't leave her!

Dad: Aliens like cats.......for lunch!

Dad: Mummys don't.

Dad: It's crazy out now! Target's vibrating.

Me: Its still crazy here

Dad: Do you know how to fly a small plane? Between buildings?

Me: I sure do. Thankfully I took pilot lessons as an elective two semesters ago.

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Molly is like the proest of pros at hiding.

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I recently rediscovered a stapled together book of comics that I drew whilst working at GameStop for the past 5 years. It was in a folder that had another book, random pieces of paper with comics, and  a shirtless man from Abercrombie. I am in the works of redrawing some of the good ones.

Ba Da Da! Livin' With Tony!

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I'm not sure if explaining this will have it make more or less sense. This is someone's mother, so for her protection, I'll leave it up to your imaginations.