I am Yeti

Pun Connoisseur | Gemini | INFP Pretty much trying to live and not just survive

[femme-enby]

What do y’all think?

[boomkid-deactivated20200108]

me: i’m gonna do work today! hell yeah babey

brain: wrong

me: what?

brain: wrong

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[stickerd]

[art-palace]

The current situation, I guess.

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

[bonemommyowo]

I don’t care if you’re not a huge fan of stand-up comedy, it should be a requirement that you watch Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette. It’s on Netflix, and it’s amazing.

[havenotweaffections]

thirteen + tumblr text posts, smol angry science wife edition

[yossiacar]

[ultrafacts]

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[dailyhermionegranger]

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[mobpsycho100]

[uranodioning]

“how old are you” please dont make me do math

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a vampire wrote this

[bellygangstaboo]

“we don’t really know how this stuff affects people” are you serious? TAKE WOMEN SERIOUSLY AND YOU WOULD.

[ejacutastic]

honestly this illustrates perfectly the ridiculous importance of men standing up for women.

[thedreadcreampuff-deactivated20]

“this reblog is flagged as explicit”

[ladyshinga]

“lol the only people mad about the tumblr announcement just want porn lol”

Yeah, no.

Tumblr blocked the tag “chronic pain” in this mess for no reason

They’re flagging commonly used tags by queer people, sex educators, and artists who make their fucking LIVING on tumblr

They’re gonna take down genuine sex workers because they didn’t curb the problem with spamming porn bots YEARS ago when tumblr users REPORTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND *OVER* that it was a problem

Tumblr IGNORED the bots, IGNORED the problems, and honestly treated it like NOTHING until their app was taken off a store due to it.

They’re fucking over a shit-ton of REAL PEOPLE who rely on tumblr for community and/or income because they ignored users’ complaints about shitty porn bots for YEARS until it had financial consequences

I can no longer even talk about chronic pain without the post being blocked from searches

I have drawn one or two nude pieces on my art tumblr which is 99% safe for work but now I’m worried the blog will be taken down entirely because Tumblr won’t bother differentiating between spam and REAL PEOPLE just trying to live their goddamn lives

And god forbid I want to talk about bisexuality or sex or kink in just… MY LIFE. As a normal-ass human being who just wants to TALK ABOUT HUMAN THINGS

No, their solution to nuke a problem they’ve ignored for years is to take us all down at once

So maybe don’t laugh about “oh no not my pornz” because 1. plenty of that ~porn~ is made by actual humans making their living and 2. WAY MORE than “just porn” is being targeted

This along with Facebook continuously upholding white supremacy by letting nazi shit fly by while they ban people for speaking out against their oppressors and it’s basically like we’re running out of truly free places to just… BE

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[timsutton]

There’s an entry of marble hornets in which you have a cigarette held on top of your ear. My dad walked by my screen when I was watching it and, thinking the cigarette was a joint, said “no wonder this show’s so fuckin loud, everyone’s super high all the time. they probably forgot to mix it” Thought you’d enjoy this.

it’s loud because troy was mostly deaf in one ear for most of it

[rae-napier64]

I feel like this has an unintentionally hilarious backstory or a stupidly boring one

please satisfy my curiosity and give us context 

[timsutton]

no i mean he was literally mostly deaf in one ear up until like 2012

in fact when he told us he was having surgery to get it fixed i remember saying “once your ear heals i want you to watch entry #5 with headphones on and then apologize to everyone”