BlueBottleCap

Just a bottle cap, that used to be blue.

[cungadero]

we all joke about undertale a lot but listen if it can earn an immediate and strong emotional response from me with a track thats just 20 seconds of the sound of an elevator going up you know the game is fucking stupidly, ridiculously good

[maurypovichofficial]

getting a controversial message from an anon that you agree with but knowing you can’t publish it or it’ll start shit so you just stare at it and it stares right back at you 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamtheaardvark]

These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[thatdiva]

far too often, yeah

[kibumkim]

[crunchlax]

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

[charlesoberonn]

Just drawing the blowjob would’ve been less dirty than this abomination

[bibliophilicwitch]

HOLY SHIT This is a really good example of how people can learn and grow too. I’m really proud of him for acknowledging that his past comments were dismissive and recognizes pagan regions as a person’s viable choice as a belief system.

[prince-of-cloudy-skies]

I’m so glad he said this!

[Source]

[taronzegerton-archive-deactivat]

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[electrictype]

you’ve heard of avatar: the last airbender, now get ready for

moses: the first waterbender

[john15-10]

[jenny-dreadful]

this made me so mad that i actually looked it up and…yes…correct

[perfectlymeganfox]

[altraviolence]

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[srsfunny]

This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

[coelasquid]

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

i’m dying

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Carrie Fisher has been dead for 2 slutty slutty years and it pains me to say that but I know she would want someone to make that joke

[znyatta-deactivated20181217]

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 

[hotboyproblems]

[god-dammit-fandom]

Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.

[avengersasssemble]

Good thing Steve has a super sized super soldier dick amirite