awake my soul;;

Location: Washington Age: 32 Job: Verizon Sales INFJ•Bi•She/They

[notedchampagne]

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

[fed-red]

dunamancy…so cool….

☆ instagram ☆

[fadeintoyou1993]

SCHITT'S CREEK | 2.01 "Finding David"

[eurodynamic]

VERSO Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive

[hakeism]

I like solid color clothes

[olessan]

Critical Role cast + commenting on their Campaign 4 Characters

Source: "What's Your Character's Vibe?"

transcription:

ASHLEY: Shocker to no one, she is extremely tall. (laughs) And her weapon of choice is a whip. How about you? LUIS: I'm just going to describe his eyes. The bottom half of his iris is blue, like the ocean, and then the top half bursts out into the colors of the setting sun. SAM: I'm excited to watch Liam play his character because it incorporates a lot of things that are very important to Liam O'Brien in real life. Theater, performance, ex-spouses. That's not a real thing from his real life. LIAM: Family. SAM: Family. MATT: No one could kick open the door and be like, "Hey, ready to cry, motherfucker?" like Laura Bailey. LAURA: She's a rogue, she's a stone-cold killer. She's had a history. TALIESIN: I feel like you would start a bar fight. LAURA: Oh yeah. TALIESIN: Yeah. AABRIA: I also love Alex's character. MATT: Yes. ALEXANDER: I think he's more of a dweeb than I initially intended him to be. LAURA: Can't wait for more interactions with Whitney. SAM: She is a wild card. TRAVIS: I don't know what I was expecting from a devil, but you absolutely-- WHITNEY: She's a demon. People are going to get mad about that. TRAVIS: Excuse me. LIAM: I think you have, in the past, had a penchant for playing scamps, rascals. This character is a little more earnest. MATT: I'm going to corrupt the fuck out of Sam. AABRIA: Yeah! SAM: I'm going to stay true to myself and my beliefs. LIAM: Uh-huh. SAM: And there's nothing that you or Brennan can do to stop it. TRAVIS: Robbie came out and said very little, but the second he spoke, I got pregnant. ROBBIE: I wanted a mystery! A man of few words! BRENNAN: But I'm saying Robbie is a loquacious gentleman, possessed of eloquence, vocabulary, and a social debonair unlike any I've seen before. ROBBIE: I do good at stuff. TALIESIN: I will be playing curator of a museum of antiquities that are magical and dangerous. MATT: He's creepy. AABRIA: He's so screepy. TALIESIN: He is very social and bitchy is what I'll say. LAURA: He's a c--[bleeps]. TALIESIN: Yep. AABRIA: Travis wanted to play a furry and we had an intervention for him. TRAVIS: I am playing the giant lion man and also a paladin. MARISHA: She's like a good old rusted-out Chevy pickup truck that just won't quit. MARISHA: She's basically my mom. TALIESIN: Aabria is weirdly wholesome, but-- LAURA: As wholesome as Aabria can be. TALIESIN: Yeah. AABRIA: I was like, Thaisha's going to be so chill and so lovely, and everyone's going to think she's a really hippie granola mom. And then you walked in with your energy and I went: I'm going to kill one man. All right. MATT: (laughs) ALEXANDER: Matt was like: Oh, you love me for 10 years? Well, guess what? I'm going to be shitty. MATT: It's a complicated and very tangled persona. You knew he was trouble when he walked in. MATT and AABRIA: (laugh)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[purplevibesss]

[sentrysvoid]

Casper dir. Brad Silberling | 1995

[horrortvfilmsource]

LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023) dir. Colin Cairnes & Cameron Cairnes

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[yamada-ryo]

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

[ouroborosorder]

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

[yamada-ryo]

Oops.

[ouroborosorder]

⠀

[newsandstuffisee]

[rosewind2007]

Remember children—this tactic is really annoying to the police, so YOU SHOULD NOT become floppy—it’s frustrating to them and makes them look bad and is a waste of resources and no one wants that…

[wetsocksinbed]

Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge

Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.

By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.

On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.

You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.

Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.

Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.

[tiredadventurer]