I Have Never Seen This Man In My Life @lonely-macaroni - Tumblr Blog

Arizona Governor Doug Ducey just announced a stay at home order.

“The stay-at-home order, which takes effect Tuesday at close of business, will still allow residents to go out for essential services such as buying groceries and medicine.”

Hes an absolute fool and will get people killed.

hexmaniacmareen

can you imagine being THIS cool

owowatsdiss

Context.

safitheartist

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

motherchuckerr

lonely-macaroni

Yooooo. She was Amanda the whole time?

kooli

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

djzachyb

Free him!

35-hours

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

lonely-macaroni

I live here. Mad i didnt see any of his artwork.

catchymemes

gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430

oh my god

demilypyro

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me:

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okamigamer1

Please let me have a relationship like this 😭

marvelousgameofdisneythrones

You have to find someone whose weirdness echos your own.

lonely-macaroni

I believe the drama is called Train Man/電車男. I watched it in my freshman Japanese class.

torchlake

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

the-weaver-of-worlds

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

spooky-catboy-angel

what’s the truth op

torchlake

dwgun-empire

supersugoiboi-deactivated202010

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

frogitivity

LGBT (Little Goblins Bring Treasures)

frogitivity

Excellent additions!!!

thornshadowwolf

can i join this fandom

thornshadowwolf

I’ve never drawn goblins before but here

lixie-pixie

This youtuber got herself braids a few weeks ago and got so many comments on how and why it was wrong. She educated herself and even made a research on the history of braids, dreads and cornrows.

She posted a video where she removes her braids and explains to other Korean people the importance of these hairstyles. She’s a good example of how someone can learn from their mistakes and spread awareness.

Don’t hate on people who ignorantly appropriate cultures. Try to educate them with facts!!

captain-acab

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.