A Sad Friggin' Boi

Josey / 24 / Cis Male / Pan / INFP / Father / Exoskeleton of a shitty soul taking space. Carefully curated to catch cuties. IG: carnie_daddy facebook.com/CirclingBand

[rydenarmani]

i woke up this morning with a feverish need to make this image

[kobokit]

damb chemicalés……………..

[draayder]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Marie Kondo is LITERALLY a parent of toddlers

[goodeye-cyborg]

She literally on her show in the very first episode talks about how her toddlers help with folding clothes and stuff. Like??? She talks about how her methods can be done even by kids???

Just say you’re a lazy racist and go.

[alternativemlm]

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

[pavelchekovswig]

[coldwarfem]

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

[flagellant]

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.

Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.

Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.

[prince-spence]

[wigshewrote]

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

i hate gay people i really do

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

@ people in the replies commenting about how i still liked the post i just want to explain myself and say that i am horny and please leave me alone

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[skeleton-main]

oh my god what a legend

[hypeaholic]

I found my new personal hero

[ltab-moving]

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

[ltab-moving]

yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

[azure-amore-deactivated20181120]

[jeffgoldblumss]

[universecity88]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Do this to me

[professional-funposting]

Why

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s like halfway through this person realized their fake story wasn’t interesting enough so they made it more ridiculous and somehow worse.

[lizardsister]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

maureen joint pain 😐

[sheabutterbitch]

shirley sprained ankle

[minimalistgrufti]

sandra gastritis

….wig

[lonelyestate]

Paulette Depression. Ugh

[catchymemes]

[caringcoffeechats]

He really went in w those last two tweets

[crimeshetyped]

Bruh I felt this with every fiber of my being

[ruinedchildhood]

[blind3dbylight]

what if you die and go to heaven, but god says:

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

welcome to my twisted mind

we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..