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Happy Families bustling, a massive variety of animals; The sun was yet still shining, and it was soon time for the afternoon teaā
āThis is, and I cannot emphasize it enough, PREPOSTEROUS.ā
In the meantime, Clive was meant to be working, staying collected.
And with collected, I mean he was shouting at a Zoo Curator, swiftly leaving his clipboard on the bench when he stood up, heated at the moment.
This was not the type of news he writes about, at least not anymoreā Clive used to write about smaller, more local issues back when he was new. Now, he almost exclusively writes serious articles with high importance. So why was he here?
āWhen people say the busy streets are like a ZOO, THEY DONāT MEAN IT LITERALLY.ā
Ah, thatās simple, really. Because the issue at handā
āWith you and your incompetence in YOUR JOB, goats are on and about, not only hindering mine, and my colleagues work, but also BOMBARD the roads and Buildings, including the Timesā Office! And JUST because the administration is currently working out in the field, does NOT mean this BLAGUE of a zoo will get away with not paying for the damages!! Whā NO! It only being halfāaādozen of them does NOT calm ANYONE down!ā
āwas a direct issue, not one he observes from a distance to inform others of it.
āWho thought itās a good idea to have a Zoo in the bloody town centre!? The Goats themselves??ā
He was about to reach for his clipboard & pen but instead pushed it aside to sit down on the bench, groaning. At this point, London might as well be a zoo.
Yomielās attention shifted over to the loud complaints.Ā
There were... goats loose? He honestly hadnāt noticed. Perhaps they hadnāt reached the parts of the city where he frequented? He hoped Sissel didnāt attempt to a quarrel with one of them or anything like that, he might get hurt...
The deadman shook his head. He was getting sidetracked, he was here for something and he shouldnāt waste time thinking about goats walking around causing havoc.
Ah, there was a bench.
...ah, the loud man had decided to sit there already.
Yomiel looked around, there were no other nearby benches.Ā
And well... it was right next to the pen containing all the lions.
He should start out small but the deadman would be lying if said he didnāt want to try it out. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity. He might not have the courage or energy to come back to the zoo again. And lions were only bigger versions of Sissel, its not like there would be much of a difference...Ā
There was another moment of indecision before he caved and walked over to the bench, gracelessly sitting down.
The other male would probably be getting up soon to deal with the goats... and it was only gonna take Yomiel a moment.Ā














