Watch Where My Mind Wanders

Enter the randomness.

[ozzenstach]

I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

[the-suicide-effect]

“I wasn’t myself for a long time and nobody noticed”

[tikkety-tok]

[capoctillery]

Ok but, either she put that on and inflated it as soon as she got off the airplane/train/bus, or she was wearing it the whole ride and both make me crack up

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[sigmarikz]

“What’s in it for me?”

[o-dawgtheinvincible-deactivated]

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[dragonindigo245]

Bitchmas… Shitscream… Bitchmas… or Shitscream…

[overlord-surgeus]

Merry Starscream

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

[highlandvalley]

[everythingfox]

Purrcussion

(via)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[bruisepoking-archive]

me: i have feelings that i don’t want to talk about but i must express them somehow

my journal: hey i’m a private space that only you will ever see. tell me whats on your mind

me:

[lladcy]

the internet: here’s a place where absolutely everyone can see what you say

me:

[jollytyrantwhispers]

[jollytyrantwhispers]

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[theweirdwideweb]

[lonerstoner21]

I'm too weak for this world

[lonerstoner21]

I'm not sure who needs to hear this too, but what happened to you was not your fault. They made that decision for only themselves and forced you into participating. You are more than what your abuser made you feel you are. Stay strong, lovely human. It WILL get better.

[louserz]

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

While it's great if you can use the quarantine to learn a new language or write a book, it's also perfectly okay if all you can manage is scrolling through social media or binge watching Netflix. While it's great to make the most of this situation, for some of us just getting through it is an achievement by itself. So don't be too hard on yourself if you haven't managed to draw or write daily or if you have yet to dedicate hours to a new hobby. It's okay. You're doing good even if all you're doing is keeping yourself together.

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

One time I went to see Wicked with my friend and he's green/brown color blind so for the first half of the show he looked slightly uncomfortable and at intermission I asked if he was ok and he was like "they all hate her cause she's black that's not right..." And everyone stared at him for awhile and then slowly he looks down at the program and goes "wait a minute is she.... Green?" And that's the story of how my friend thought we brought him to the most racist Broadway musical ever

oh my gOD