Satire Please with a Touch of Sugar

Find it. Cut it. Paste it.

[disgustinggf]

[fullofsoupp]

grocery shopping (just farcille being wives)

[mealreminders]

Remember to eat your veggies!

X I like to prep a bunch of veggies in a container in the fridge so that I don't have the daunting task of prep every single time I want to stuff food in my face. Literally just baby carrots, washed and chopped veg. All mixed together. Also, if you need dip, get dip!

[jackie-mae]

Not the cleanest but I needed this song out of my head xp

[baidao]

[notholaenas]

forget me not

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[haveapizzaparty]

Laughing at Beldaruit being cringe while knowing damn well I'd dote on Coco if I was a bored old archwizard too

[cocoagott]

Witch Hat Atelier S2 PV!

[potatoesgelato]

and if i say his tap tap tap-ing comes from beldaruit

[walrus-tusk-615bc]

Introducing: The King of treating other people with more care than he does himself, Pure Vanilla!!

This will hopefully be part 1 in a five part series for the ancients, going into depth about their pasts and different attributes they’ve gained over the years, had to start with the og of course :3!! I also have this: A timeline of him through the years and all of his current costumes (both with little facts added in)!

I had a lot of fun giving them new lore and interesting tidbits about themself, along with showing his experiences through his outfits/body! I can’t wait to do the others :D

(Cough cough costume Recluse is very much inspired by @faemytho ‘s From the Spire to a Peak on ao3, it’s peak check it out cough cough)

Peeled versions below (scars/moles/blemishes):

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[lexkko]

Oh...the year😔

[torstherapy]

[bafflednpc]

[ryllen]

[rattetytat]

I completely forgot I drew this 10 bazillion years ago