Ship In A Bottle

Jess || Rhode Island || Artist My cats think I'm cool.

[lonesailboat]

Happy New Year! I hope your 2019 is amazing!

Wow I’m only a couple months late but thank you!!! Same to you :]

[lmmealeyart]

everything is temporary! 2017

[feriowind]

we can finally post so here’s my piece for the @kh15thfanzine!!

[wholegrain-whore]

[alisonzai]

*holds cat like baby*

[fuckyeahandrogynousgirls]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[tsunglasses]

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

[beachdeath]

[everythingfox]

Kitty roar

[teni2-deactivated20170812]

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

[kianamaiart]

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[dvrkn]

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[everythingfox]

Den guardian

[feelingmyoatss]

Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians: