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gay

[jvlianbashir]

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

[elizasbennett]

do y’all ever think about how isak introduced the idea of parallel universes and subsequently allowed all remakes to be canon with og but just happening across the multiverse,,,, the iconic stepped out

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[persephonaddams]

Matteo: *sends a smiley to David*

OG Jonas in a parallel universe waking up at 4am in a cold sweat: something is wrong

[larvitarr]

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[parallel-curtains]

[gifsboom]

Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.

[mistamarqui2u]

Thas the fastest snatch ever

[kahoot-yaqoot-deactivated202306]

This is all traditional in Morocco. The royalty are supposed to reject hand kisses as a show of humbleness.

It’s kind of like when someone bows to royalty and the king goes, “No no, no need to bow”.

It’s not that the prince is a snobby kid—it’s just what he’s supposed to do.

[jamesstandrew]

I’ve seen this post before so many time but never before with that last addition. The added context definitely changes things

[alicentpark]

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

[sabotagedselfie]

You know?

[crows-trash]

I just saw this in IG and good damn … Matteo’s expression after David leaves is sad as hell.

[hestiacygnus]

SKAM culture is following more SKAM universe character profiles on Instagram than profiles of real people.

[aspewofnonsense]

See I wanna watch Skam, but I am already watching Skam and Skam; I also have to catch up with Skam and make sure I watch Skam.

Yes. This is my life now.

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[blurbculture]

[cunt-lyfe]

they should’ve never canceled happy endings

[ivsaur]

[fuckitthispic]

This is the best moment in Drag Race history #knowthat

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[frogmp3]

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

the bar is at the earth’s core 

[jupitercrash]

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

[bogleech]

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

[unclefather]

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators