Sup

Musician who tries too hard

[spiribia]

it’s nuts that the way you meet people that will be in your life for a long time can be so circumstantial and random like if i hadn’t bumped into you that one time you just wouldn’t have been in my life for years to come. unreal that connections can come from anywhere and any accidental happenstance can change your life for the better

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[piss-bong]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[jaubaius]

It’s still stupid but it worksheet

[ignescent]

This is so fun, because it’s a solidly learned superstition.

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adhd-infodump]

[inkedinexile-deactivated2022092]

[december-rains]

Thanks, VeggieTales facts

[heavensickness]

"I miss all my friends, all the time, constantly" Part 2

Trista Mateer, Honeybee // @sondber // @bloomingtrans // Steve Mueske, "Now and Then" // The National - Mistaken For Strangers

[funnytwittertweets]

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[willygood-deactivatingsoon-deac]

[oneheadtoanother]

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[oakpear]

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[karcatgirl-vantas]

im inventing a guy and the guy is you

[long-punk]