Fuq

Sarah can have a little serotonin, as a treat.

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[shaymindreamy]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes 20th anniversary

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[willgrahamscock]

It’s fools day every day on tumblr dot com

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[theatomicluminarydetective]

oh boy i’m winded

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[pinene]

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[loveridden1999]

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I <3 real Leather

Fuck vegan "Leather", nobody wants your shitty plastic

[occasionallybirds]

I went to Longwood Gardens to see their Christmas displays, and I may have spent a good chunk of my visit in front of this tree that they had decorated for wildlife. I saw 13 species of birds and a squirrel taking advantage of the food sources

December 17, 2025

Longwood Gardens, Kennett Square, PA

IDs below the cut. See how many you can guess before peeking

Red-bellied woodpecker, male (Melanerpes carolinus)

Red-breasted Nuthatch (Sitta canadensis)

Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

White-breasted Nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis)

House Finch (Haemorhous mexicanus)

Downy Woodpecker (Dryobates pubescens)

Red-bellied Woodpecker, female (Melanerpes carolinus)

Dark-eyed Junco (Junco hyemalis)

Carolina Chickadee (Poecile carolinensis)

White-throated Sparrow  (Zonotrichia albicollis)

Eastern Gray Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis)