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sideblog for plural related posting any pronouns • bodily 26

[valtsv]

"you're a sick individual" actually i'm part of a sick union. there's quite a few of us i'm afraid.

[sugaryewscythe]

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[paradoxbeta]

The girls (two aspects of my personality that are so antithetical I don't even know how they coexist in the same person) are fighting again

[permanenteclipse]

Alters having negative triggers is really such an ironically remarkable concept in a vacuum. I can't handle the grocery store today so lemme patch in Overstimulation Steve, who has a meltdown when they get overstimulated

[debarkedd]

trauma so bad my coping mechanisms have names and pronouns

[madam-psychosis]

im probably plural but i got a job rn so don't have time to worry abt that

[madam-psychosis]

we*

[the-save-star-anomaly]

you've heard "royal we", get ready for "plural me"

[pukicho]

What the hell!!! Where am I

[pukicho]

Turns out i was in my house <3 I'm okay

[la-funni-cat]

yes i contain multitudes but i can't remember half of them for shit

[possuminnit]

can you hc a character with DID and make yourself one of their alters or is this some sort of evil crime because this idea came 2 me randomly and its really funny to me

[moonpool-system]

New funniest way to do a self-insert dropped

[mrsterlingeverything]

No one actually knows where my decisions come from, or who makes them for me

[saveyourhelplessspite]

@funnier-as-a-system

[giragirameganedan]

just woke up from a dream in which “having a two year old alter” was such a common identity facet among the general public that you could buy like mugs and gift bags etc related to this at any walmart or target

[giragirameganedan]

bumper sticker reading “watch out: i’m letting this fucker drive!” alongside the universally understood symbol for two year old alter

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[vexheart]

This

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[zeitghost]

Of course I contradict myself. I contain multitudes [suddenly getting defensive] But not in a plural way. I’m not plural [trying not to seem ableist] Not that there’s anything wrong with that [three year old alter takes over] Abaa, lalala,