To live is just to fall asleep To die is to awaken

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[unfoldthisside]

The Story So Far // Heavy Gloom

[softfrnk]

[mcrscans]

My Chemical Romance 2008 Calendar October - Frank Iero.

[brandnew-demo]

Brand New

[longdrivesfromhousetohome]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lifelessonswithmusicalnotes]

Tweet from All Time Low and a reply from Alex . He wants us to know that he was working the hardest.

[mysharona1987]

Probably the best ever response to the “How/Why did you become a writer?” question.

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[chazzaroo47]

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

[kingloptr]

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

[chainerstorment]

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

[helveticathestitcher]

I think that someone has said this before and a lot more eloquently, but I think this is an exact reflection of the world we grew up in. Like, we were born into a world where mass shootings are a weekly ocurane, the economy is trashed, and we are in a constant state of war. Is it really that big of a surprise that we all grew up to be sarcastic, nihilistic communists?

[stuffyoudidntlearninschool-blog]

Hey guys! Stuff You Didn’t Learn In School will be launching on YouTube next week (follow this tumblr for updates!!) and so what we’re asking now is what adulting thing do you wanna learn about? How to save money, how to write a resume, what to do about a rattlesnake bite, how to make ramen better for you and yummier, etc etc. (you know, just normal things you learn as you transition to adulthood)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack to your brain that allows you to interact with new characters from different lands.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d like to see a slow motion video of earphones getting tangled in a pocket because I just don’t believe it sometimes.

[asstroids]

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

[babyypants]

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

[weirdmonsterling]

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

[diviningtheway]

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

[bennyboxx]

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

[ageraiug89b2394iurf-deactivated]

The orange shrub-cat requires many pets to grow big and strong. Contrary to other shrubs, this shrub is deeply adverse to being watered.

[ilovegoromajima]

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

[iwannabeadored]

HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT

[dimetrodone]

[radium-on-the-beach]

Chaotic good