[frederick-the-ii]

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

[bittles-pie]

CHECK PLEASE 5th YEAR BEING PUBLISHED HOW WE DOING OMGCP FANDOM

[naturalbornrevolutionary]

even the possibility of seeing eric richard “bitty” bittle on my screen in any capacity is making me want to do a benson boone flip and like don’t even get me started on lardo

[dykeseinfeld]

somewhere in the multiverse rn ransom holster and lardo are dressed up like the trio from challengers for halloween

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[lunellum]

Been making bookmarks to gift to the local queer bookclub

I want to draw your attention specifically to these two:

They have a secret nessage in morse. The dotted line (one row) is a space between letters, the double row is a dot and 4 rows is a dash. The red and pale yellow bookmarks says "booklover".

Anyone wanna translate the other one? For that one the pink bars at the top and bottom are just spacers and don't count.

[thecourtofjester]

I forgot how many omgcp mutuals have simply been dormant and not gone 😭😭😭

[ketrinadrawsalot]

Deep-Sea-cember: Festive siphonophore

[montereybayaquarium]

What a dazzling beauty! ✨ Like many deep-sea creatures, some siphonophore species like the giant siphonophore are bioluminescent, meaning they can create their own light.

[punishedsaints]

[probuccalfat]

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

[callmeizukunotdeku]

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

[probuccalfat]

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

[cosmovain]

the most important thing you can do when writing a story is to include an alien character whos like incredibly bizzare and weird and eccentric and seems to go against like EVERY aspect of your worlds expected norms, and then later introduce more characters of the same alien species, but theyre like perfectly normal and Also find that first guy weird

[boarboy-old-blog]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[lliveonthesunn]

always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago cross my dash

son boy is in second grade and loves pokémon, gravity falls, and legos!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Son boy is joyful and whimsical!

[callingallcars]

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

[callingallcars]

bruh

[straysignals]

[javert]

E-Book Backup, 2009. Jesse England. Photocopied and hardcover bound text from E-Book reader, 8.5 x 11 x 1.5 in. [artist's website]

[squirrelmop]

[smallerdelusions]

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?