As lost as Alice...

29 - In it for the smut, staying for the memes

[longing-for-my-captain]

It's been a while since posting! Been playing a fair bit of Dragon Quest XI S and I'm honestly loving it! Sylvando is such a queen I adore him ♥️

[longing-for-my-captain]

I so wish I was able to play dragon age origins at the mo, need me some smushy squishy Alistair right now. 🥺🥺

[longing-for-my-captain]

Just married Cullen.....I'M DYING, HE'S JUST SO PRECIOUS 😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[longing-for-my-captain]

Yum yum 😋😍

Wasn't ready for this beautiful sight this morning....I love my days off 😍 Thank jebus for Cullen 🤤😩♥️

[longing-for-my-captain]

Was playing some DA:I last night and Cassandra just drops King Alistair into conversation and I made the weirdest yet uncontrollable whelp noise (I'm sorry Cullen you beaut) 🤣 I'd ask myself why I'm like this but I'm well aware I'm a garbage human, ain't even mad 😆😆

[longing-for-my-captain]

Turning 30 is honestly that close up it's no longer observing social distancing. Kindly fuck off, I'm not ready 😅😅😅😅

[jellysharkbat]

Cullen Rutherford sleeps in the buff and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[longing-for-my-captain]

Fuck yes 👏

[longing-for-my-captain]

*my brain*: Heyyyy, you know how you're feeling like a fat fucking troll person? You could totally do some exercise in your lunch hour!!

*me*: Hahaha fuck you brain, I'm going to play some DA: Inquisition and cry over fictional men thanks. You're just lucky I'm not playing greedfall rn👋👋👋

[longing-for-my-captain]

Bought these for the husband and myself (coolest wife ever I know)

Honestly the highlight of the year so far has been going outside wearing them 😅😅😅

[longing-for-my-captain]

I kept dying straight after my emotional scene with Vasco (thanks for nothing Petrus, you wheeze) last night and the beautiful cruel game kept dragging me through that cutscene. I am destroyed 😭😭😭😭

[littlebirdofprey]

don’t talk to me or my 47 unfinished Dragon Age Origins playthroughs ever again

[longing-for-my-captain]

Glad to see I'm not alone 😅😅❤

[longing-for-my-captain]

Tough week. Time to get reacquainted with my gin, bust out the PS4 and talk to my Greedfall characters as though they where real, like the garbage human I am 😁

[trollingallround]

Any Fade sequence in DAO really is the worst. It really was like I was doing a speed run bc I was hauling ass trying to get out of there at breakneck speed.

[longing-for-my-captain]

Seriously though, it's too much. PREACH 👏

[sadcastichawke]

Dragon Age Romances

DAO: “hi, what’s yo—“ *romance initiated*

DA2: Hawke tried on a chastity belt as a joke and it took them three years to get it off

DAI: we’re here, we’re queer, let’s fuck and grab a beer

[longing-for-my-captain]

YES

[freckled-lili]

Are you saying … you want us to do something …

NAUghTy?!?! 👀

Vasco: …I’m going back to my fuckin’ ship. Bye. 👋🏻

[longing-for-my-captain]

Crying 😂😂😂😂

[incorrect-headcanon-quotes]

Nappa: I don't touch people unless it's necessary.

Vegeta: You are literally holding Raditz's hand.

Nappa: It's necessary.

[longing-for-my-captain]

Laughed too hard at this 🤣👌👏👏👏

[freckled-lili]

De Sardet: Are you asking… if I wanna…

De Sardet: …tie the knaut?

Vasco: ….

Vasco: *starts sobbing* I can’t believe I fucking slept with you.