#da alistair

[sisifroggy]

I'm back after hoarding text posts like a little goblin while gathering screenshots from my Origins playthrough

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[saltypiratepunk]

This is how "King Alistair" quest went in my mind, I love these dorks, they're both so unserious

Adore this tiny quest and the mention of HoF at the end, "He has a name, you know" Alistair my beloved always HoF's number one defender

Also my precious king forgets he's a king even six years later, sends the most suspicious note to Hawke with zero context or details, at least he signed as king so it's a win but then almost forgets to introduce himself as a king in person😭

Bonus dorks in the background:

My babies!!!

Btw HC that lil drawing of cat Anders was actually made by Hawke and he carries it with him everywhere just cause

[crunchyncrumbly]

playing dress up with them

[arsns]

leliana and morrigan put him up to this

[schwarznummer1]

Commission for @it-holic ❤

Warden Thenia Cousland x Alistair

[greetingsfromantiva]

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Leliana: What was that… soup you made for supper last night?

Alistair: Ooh, that? That's a traditional Fereldan lamb and pea stew. Did you like it?

Leliana: Oh, so… it was lamb then? It had a certain… texture I don't normally associate with lamb

Alistair: They didn't make lamb and pea stew for you in Lothering?

Leliana: We ate simply there. Whole grains, made into biscuits or bread, and vegetables from the garden, cooked lightly. No heavy stews

Alistair: Ah, so the last lamb you had was probably cooked Orlesian style. Food shouldn't be frilly and pretentious like that. Now here in Ferelden, we do things right. We take our ingredients, throw them in the largest pot we can find, and cook them for as long as possible until everything is a uniform grey color. As soon as it looks completely bland and unappetizing, that's when I know it's done

Leliana: You're having me on

Alistair: *Laughs* You need to eat in more Fereldan inns

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[nerd-elf]

I’ve been away from posting because of work, but I saw this text and I couldn’t help myself 🤣🤣🤣

Poor man just wants a hug (and some gossip) ❤️