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hello hello my beautiful & precious lovelies. so as some of you may know i made a new blog & right now i feel pretty inspired about that character & about that fandom in general... what i’m trying to say is that i’m going to put this blog on a INDEFINITE HIATUS. this doesn’t mean i’ll abandon this blog, actually i love this original character so much & i care about her a lot. right now however i feel distant, sometimes i came here & it’s like lonely ? idk how to explain it because there are some people here who actually talk to me & interact with my chara but you know it’s HARD to be an oc in a fandom of canon character... anyway this is not a goodbye so don’t worry, i’ll come back with this precious girl & with all my memes. if you want to talk with me i’ll be on @conbustio but i’ll be very selective about who i follow. i love you all okay. have a great & amazing day & keep doing your A+ job with your blog. love ya !

#█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )

conbustio-a

❝ There might be a hell waiting for me LATER—— but there is a hell coming for you NOW. ❞

#/ self promotion tag.#ok ay but look @ my child.#he's love & life to me.

u n eed to f ear ellen faith bc when she gets pissed u better hide or run. trust me she will give 0 fuck about you & oh she will hurt you & break your bones with her bare hands. d o n’t piss her off o mg j ust do it.

#█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#w ill i ever make a blog where my muse is innocent / pure af.#haha n o pe.

despairkiddos-deactivated202008

#i m CRYING.#/ shitpost tag.#/ mystic messenger tag.

brianashanee

Why not fall in love?

I got shit to do

#ellen mA gURL.#/ ellen faith tag.

longneko

I believe in STRONG women. I believe in the WOMAN who is able to STAND UP for herself. I believe in the woman who doesn’t need to HIDE behind her husband’s back. I believe that if you have PROBLEMS, as a woman you deal with them, you don’t play VICTIM, you don’t make yourself look PITIFUL, you don’t point fingers. You STAND & you DEAL. You face the world with a head held high & you carry the universe in your HEART.

#wink wonk #:^)

i can’t fucking believe that there is someone who is literally complaining about people who names eyes as “orbs” or “opals”.

#█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#i need to stay calm.#r eally i need t o s t ay calm.

diameownd

10/10 would marry longcat

let's get married in the cat station.

#diameownd #/ crack tag.#i am scREAMING.#im d ONe.#so dONE with myself.

rooskiisms

i will pay to get ur route tbh

come @ me gurl. forget about those ugly boys. i’m the prrrrrrrettiest here.

#rooskiisms #/ crack tag.#where is my dignity.#w hat am i doing with my life ?#what is this ?#i don't know anyMORE.

elitemewls

beautiful. incredible. iconic. 11/10.

i deserve my own fucking route.

#elitemewls #/ crack tag.#i swear to god im gonna pay with my soul for his own route.

‘ hello i am longcat. now pls tell me i’m long & pretty. ’

#/ crack tag.#*kicks open le door* hELLO bitch eS it's tIME to SI N.#to me this blog is still super quality.

drowsyrpmemes

Shit I've heard people say

“If you’re watching Netflix and it’s 75° is it still Netflix and Chill?”

“if you put hot sauce in the fridge is it still hot sauce?”

“who let the dogs out? Who did it?”

“If I get smacked with a bag of weed, is it still considered drug abuse?”

“If someone throws a bottle at you while you’re sitting down. And you set the bottle down is it still considered catching it?”

“If you wear a backpack in the front is it still a backpack?”

“How come we call it Geese if there’s more than one goose, but not meese if there’s more than one moose?”

“Do you think I would die if I got hit by a car made entirely out of gummy bears?”

“You can’t kill anyone, it’s not Murder thursday”

“If I asked someone to kill me would that be considered murder or suicide?”

“You fucking duck doodle! ”

“well golly gosh! Would you look at that! I don’t give a fuck!”

“What the duck doodle!?”

“Have you ever looked something and thought ‘how gay’? Because that’s what I thought when I saw my reflection in mirror this morning”

“We communicate through Loud screeching”

“Don’t ask how I managed to do it, but I just got hit by a parked car. ”

“You know what I’m going to do when I get home? I’m going to sit in a corner and cry”

“You have a heart? When the fuck did that happen? ”

“You! Yes you! Hug me now you lil shit!”

“ I have the sudden urge to punch someone in the face…”

#i cry.#█ ▌⁁ 𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑺 ›› omg stop.

ivorybled

me @ new icon: eye emoji

👎 👀

#ivorybled #█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#mmm talk emoji with me friend.#>:)c

fcrsaken

clasps hands in prayer, i just hope they’re not planning on making an update to follow up w/ the new icon bc we all know what happens then

seven zero fucking seven IT’S fINALLY your time to shine ! HACK the system already goddamnit. also saeran u better be ready to kill someone & pls watch your bros back & one last thing, show me how better @ hacking u are than your bro ;)

#fcrsaken #█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#i'll quit tumblr.#definitely.#if that happens #r eally bye bye tumblr.

also tell me im not the only one who noticed the new icon for tumblr.

#█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#circle icon ?#no tumblr NO u are following the rp trends ! NOOO.#imjokingofcourse

maetda

;w; akfjsdf omfg thank you

ily my dear ily <3

#maetda #█ ▌— 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑴𝑬 !! ( out of character. )#*throws love & memes on u*#u deserve all the beautiful things my dear.#ALL THE BEAUTIFUL things #ju st thank u so much for that piece of ART.#im gonna print it & put it on my wall.

antifaboxingirl

#█ ▌— ♔ 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑵 // you might knock me down‚ you might knock me down but i will get back up again.#/ ellen faith tag.#/ to be tagged.

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