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Lucky | No side blogs we die like men | Dyke with a weird gender they/he/she | 20s

[beejstache]

oh your name is bj? that's cool man. the last guy who lived here had a nickname with those letters too. yeah it stood for big john. on account of his massive cock. woah hey what are you doing to the still

[crazysodomite]

Sniffs you with my proboscis

[fivetrench]

Stop it

[conceptofjoy]

fuuuck um maybe

[conceptofjoy]

say less.

[roaldamundsen]

the exact opposite of "damn and they'll have to deal with godzilla too" happens to people who watch the terror and message me like "what do you mean there's a creature"

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

[monidoll]

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

[gaysie]

you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space

[macbethheadband]

Alan alda when i get you.

[transbian-goddess]

"You can only be butch or femme" wrong that's actually a false dykeotomy

[dravenscroft-deactivated2025072]

[johntorrington]

99% of captains abandon ship right before they’re freed from the pack ice. KEEP OVERWINTERING 💯

[b0nkcreat]

a choir of adoring angels has surrounded my blog. and they come bearing a request i simply cannot refuse

[trappper-johnathan]

[crisedoctobre]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[scentofmint]

[swedenis-h]

The Lovers.

[empire-of-light]

We have it in us to be the better man.

James McAvoy as Charles Xavier X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011)