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bellairehouse

ryan and shane announcing ghost files

look-at-these-two

peak comedy

#ok i really don't know how this post got over 28k notes #the quality of the gifs is atrocious

thebiscuiteternal

Sometimes twitter digs up gems. This is now my favorite theory ever.

#i don't believe in ghosts but u know what? im ok with this

wheezingghoulbois

RYAN AND MARI GOT ENGAGED (via jake bergara’s Instagram)

Aw !!! Omg 😱 so cute

(x)

You look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. It’s still in there? Let me get that out.

#this is one of my favorite moments in buzzfeed unsolved history #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara

anthoniejcrowley

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes

#buzzfeed unsolved #hey look who decided to show up

spooksandwheezes

this bitch said “,okay,”

raviposting

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

ernieclem

Please haunt me. I’m begging you to haunt me, scare the shit out of me. Do something! How many times do I have to plead with the air, with nothing? I’m speaking with no one right now... I’m doing it again. But that’s fine, because that’s the show and I’m happy to entertain the idea of that maybe ghosts are real. Because as I said, no one wants to find one more than me. If you don’t pop out, I’ve wasted several years of my life. I mean, I went to college, you know. And my major was not ghost hunting. I think that shows.

vivienvalentino

— Shane Madej in Buzzfeed Unsolved (2016-) — Steven Crain in The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

#thought they were both Shane at first

vivienvalentino

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most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved

“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”