butthole face

quit oogling my nips bro

[imflare]

honestly

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[hautekills]

[neydimneoldum]

[ecmajor]

[australiansanta]

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

[ivsaur-deactivated20180125]

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO FORGET

[neworleans-unknown]

She was better than the models

[allisonelisabeta]

QUEEN OF EVERYTHING 

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[cowmart]

I animated a little music vid for the song “warped tour” by the lovely and talented @blacksquares!! (major epilepsy warning my babes, don’t watch this if you take issue with flashing lights)

[yattaze]

Failed QTEs are the purest form of comedy

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Its like a fucking monty python skit

[bleedingbrains]

[boethiah]

when you try to open up to your friends but your issues are way too over the top for them

[cowmart]

[look-i-did-it]

@moonwomyn

[pearl-likes-pi]

THIS WAS TOO REAL THE CRYSTAL GEMS HAVE NO CHILL

[daxdraws]

get fucked up

[2coool4schoool]

[hxpesandreams]