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the Gemini urge to eat shit and die
The libra urge to get my hands and get out
Admitting my star sign was a mistake.
“Oh, so that’s why you are they way you are. You’re two fire signs ruled over by water!”
Pretty sure it’s just the ADHD.
A fun thing to do whenever someone asks you your sign is to lie about your birthday. It still means listening to them attempt to explain your entire personality badly for a few minutes, but then you can undercut them as soon as it gets too annoying.
So, for a while I was doing mailroom/account followup work for a nonprofit, and on my firt day there, one of the ladies, “Debbie” asked me when my Birthday was. Assuming she was planning office Birthday parties, I told her.
The next day she came in with my ENTIRE star chart with personality tropes, life advice, predicitons for my future and so on. Now, I don’t go in for Astrology but I can tell when someone is making a well-meaning gesture and I can say “Thank you” and shut up.
Especially because I told her the Wrong Birthday.
See, my birthday is in the middle of a cluster of a whole bunch of family birthdays and growing up I used to have to share my Birthday with my older cousins and while that’s not really a big deal (even fun if you’re older) it kinda sucks when you’re five and none of your cousins share your interests.
So mom made a deal with me: We’d celebrate my “Un-Birthday” in January, when nobody else in the family has a birthday or anything else, and the “real” birthday would be my Cousin’s. I got my own birthday and they got a second party and it was fun.
As I got older, I just started using my Un-Birthday for everything except paperwork, becuase January is boring and bereft of holidays except the one that’s really part of Xmas these days. On paperwork, I put my real one, but I’ve been celebrating my birthday in the wrong month for over 25 years now, and didn’t think about it when she asked, and told her my Un-Birthday.
And for a few weeks everything was fine.
But Debbie had a RIVAL.
Another woman in the office “Sharon” was also big into Astrology and was convinced Debbie was Doing It Wrong, so when she was going over payroll, she saw my Legal Birthday, realized Debbie had filled out the chart wrong, and then proceded to drag Debbie on the company facebook group, and a bunch of astrology groups they were both in.
I found out when I came in three days later from a long weekend and Debbie burst into tears and sobbed “HOW COULD YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE???”
After an extremely garbled recounting by our coworkers, a talk with my manager about “Hey yeah I don’t think it’s Legal for Sharon to take my name and date of birth from Payroll and put it all over facebook?”, the manager had a talk about “I know you are all over 50 but this is NOT WHAT THE COMPANY FACEBOOK IS FOR”, Sharon was ‘removed from the premesis’ and I finally got to sit down with Debbie.
I explained the slip-up and how I sort of have two birthdays and think of the January Birthday is my “Real” one.
Debie looked up from where she’d been sobbing into her tissue all morning, realization dawning on her less like the illumination of the sun and more like a baby sea turtle headed in the wrong direction because of light Pollution.
“Oh!” She said “You’re TRANS-ZODIAC! You might have been born as an Aries, but you’re really a Capricorn!”
As someone who’s been hit by a minivan and gotten a minor skull fracture from it, I’m pretty sure hearing that sentence gave me more brain damage.
“Sure Debbie.”
You know, I had no idea where this ride was going to take us, but of all the outcomes I expected, that was not it.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.
Debbie was a kind woman with room in her heart for all the people of the world and the critical thinking skills of a Sea Cucumber.
valentine's day is based on a story about a rebel who kept fighting for social justice (he kept performing marriage rituals cuz he believed that's a human right even tho it was forbidden at some point) and who wrote letters to his long distance friend from jail, letters that were so filled with love it made people announce the day as the day of romance. if that is not aquarius culture, idk what is
The Signs as Spiritfarer Characters
Aries - Bruce and Mickey
Taurus - Gwen
Gemini - Summer
Cancer - Elena
Leo - Atul
Virgo - Gustav
Libra - Astrid
Scorpio - Giovanni
Sagittarius - Alice
Capricorn - Buck
Aquarius - Charon and Theodore
Pisces - Daffodil
Thoughts on what sign Stella is? 🤔
How about the Dice Boys lol
Tuesday the 17th is the only day(s) to reblog this.
✨ Pisces Season ✨
We are now entering into Pisces season. Pisces is the last zodiac sign, so this marks the time of closure. It is now time to close the cycle and tie any loose ends.
Pisces is a sign deeply connected to the spiritual, therefore now is an amazing time to work on your own spirituality and dwell deeper into the subconscious. Listening to your intuition is always important, but this season gives us the opportunity to strengthen our intuition even more.
Pisces is mutable, which makes the energy super adaptable and free-moving. I recommend learning how to adapt to any situations, be flexible and most importantly go with the flow as much as you can. This can be difficult if you are ruled by fixed or cardinal signs, but in moments like these, borrowing Pisces’ ability to go with the current can be very beneficial.
Like I mentioned before, always listen to your intuition and especially make note of your dreams during Pisces season! Your dreams could be conveying significant messages, so write them down as soon as you wake up and make a habit of this, if you haven’t already.
Let your creativity flow. Pisces is known for being creative, so let yourself be inspired by the energy and use it to create anything that makes you happy. Dream big, let your imagination take over! Make your daily life more fun and interesting by giving yourself some time to daydream.
And most importantly, just like I mentioned at the beginning, close the cycle. Make amends and let go. Acknowledge what no longer has a place in your life and leave it in the past. Forgive yourself and others, if it is going to bring you peace and move on.
The signs as Tiffany Pollard gifs
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
happy scorpio season!
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Astrology Signs as Possums
where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!
oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!
reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.
Zodiac Signs House Hunting
Aries house hunting.
Taurus house hunting.
Gemini house hunting.
Cancer house hunting.
Leo house hunting.
Virgo house hunting.
Libra house hunting.
Scorpio house hunting.
Sagittarius house hunting.
Capricorn house hunting.
Aquarius house hunting.
Pisces house hunting.
The signs as AO3 tags
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Libra + The Signs
Libra + Aries: Trying to calm them down tbh
Libra + Taurus: Laughing and making jokes, some probably at others expense
Libra + Gemini: Kiss kiss fall in love
Libra + Cancer: Always talking, shoulder-to-lean-on friends.
Libra + Leo: "I CANT TALK TO YOU IF YOURE ALWAYS SINGING??? THIS ISNT A MUSICAL."
Libra + Virgo: "Plz stop singing with Leo. Plz. Its ruining me man... ITS RUINING ME!!!"
Libra + Libra: Lowkey self aware robots on a mission to achieve feeling
Libra + Scorpio: "Nah, I don't want weed." "Ight m8, youre missing out though [tokes]"
Libra + Sagittarius: "I really hope you arent such an asshole always."
Libra + Capricorn: Office Gossip Mates
Libra + Aquarius: Figuring out the world and peoples emotions and everything ever because Aquarius asks more questions than a newborn baby who talks
Libra + Pisces: Friends who everyone asks if theyre dating. They both Mom Friend the shit out of each other.