I love one (1) woman

Elsie - She/Her - Bisexual - Just doing my thing!

[seltzerluvr69]

Me, deciding to finally take a side in Skyrim’s awful civil war to get more game play

[cereal-from-the-film-hackers]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[nevver]

Up all night, Dave Egan

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I fucking adore this aesthetic.

[autistic-puffin]

I would just like to call our attention to the following:

that is all, good to day to everyone

[bitchvirgo]

[thoodleoo]

concept: a monster factory style video but it’s filmed from the perspective of the greek gods inventing literal monsters

[thoodleoo]

hermes, looking at the hecatoncheires: okay, so, pros and cons

apollo: pros and cons. i hate the number of hands that there are

hermes: bad to look at

[a-tla]

[discogranny]

[buffysummers]

“Buffy stares at him, his words hitting home. She looks exhausted, and terribly sad. She shuts her eyes. He lunges, shooting his arm out, the sword straight at her face. Without opening her eyes she slams her palms together over the blade, stopping it an inch from her face. She opens her eyes, meets his gaze, and realizes what she has is herself.”

[blackarachnya]

the WORST character archetype without question in any type of media in any genre is The Pervert™. has ANYONE ever been amused by that character or found them even just slightly funny 

[stereofeathers]

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

[stereofeathers]

Oh context would probably help here huh

Sophie Smith isnt fucking human and I fear her

[bumblebeebats]

I looked up footage of this event and i was NOT disappointed

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

everybody just wants to get “back to normal” after quarantine. but what they fail to realize is that “Normal” is just a setting on a washing machine ...

[quaculaarchive]

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

[zmije]

whats a little homoerotic telepathy between friends

[popculturediedin2009]

[pepegle]

[lasenggah]

[majikmountain]

me avoiding all my responsibilities

[youraverageinsanity]

did she just kick a laser beam in half

[pot8oman]

Feminism