Livin’ La Vida Existential Crisis

Making it day by day in the hellscape

[052-jy]

Forgive Me (1/2)

[saywhat-politics]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ookap]

full exchange. it went well

[draconym]

My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!

You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Eiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!

[stupiderat]

What if Arkco as La Belle Dame sans Merci

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[cilantrhoes]

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

starting a tall trans girl support group and its just getting someone your same height and an enormous bed and you just cuddle and sleep and let yourselves forget it for a little while and feel tender and small and warm

[esthermika]

...plushie needs this

[lukanthropi]

Body horror? You mean, having a body?

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[kura-ragi-xv]

[oryunart]

Tea party with Richeh.

She is reading letters from Eunie💙

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

if i wanted to slam my cock in the car door do you think i would be on tumblr

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[sprinkledsalt]

This happened last night at the rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner. I’m not using this post to talk about the clarity of the 22nd Amendment, but instead to point out that these same sack of shit journalists who screamed at Biden’s press secretary and demanded answers for if he had Parkinson’s (which he doesn’t—a Parkinson’s expert visited the White House to weigh in on legislation relating to the disease) and helped drive Biden out of the White House “cuz old” were clapping like seals over this insane old fuck openly declaring he wants to violate the Constitution and illegally hold onto power. Biden’s presidency would’ve ended that night if he’d said anything similar, with claims that this was evidence he had dementia and that he was a threat to democracy. But their special boi gets an adoring audience. 10 fucking years of the press enabling American society’s abuser because he makes them money and they think he’s soooo funnee and based and libs are Cringe

Oh, and in the clip, he once again lied and said he won three times. I think every person who put this criminal back in the White House should get the explosive diarrhea parasite. That’s the kinder version of what I think should happen to them.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[saywhat-politics]

MAGA candidate 'gonna get smashed' if Trump keeps showing up: report

A MAGA Senate candidate is in danger of sinking in the polls if President Donald Trump keeps showing up to support him, according to NOTUS.N

A MAGA Senate candidate is in danger of sinking in the polls if President Donald Trump keeps showing up to support him, according to NOTUS.

NOTUS reported Friday that Republicans are worried that Rep. Mike Collins (R-GA) will suffer from Trump coming out in support of him against Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) ahead of the midterms. Sources told NOTUS that the problem is that Trump is tanking in the polls, and his endorsement could pull Collins down with him.

"We're already seeing Ossoff at every turn trying to tie Collins to Trump," an anonymous GOP operative, who has an active campaign role, told NOTUS.