I'm just a girl, trying her best.

i'm gonna call you pH 10 cuz you basic

[ithelpstodream]

[reperspectivity]

These are so wonderful!

[summerstarsandsea]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

[midnight-femme-deactivated20201]

“oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke 

[carpebutts]

me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”

[slavery]

Go fund me to rob Kylie Jenner

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

[arialis]

[rihennalately]

Rihanna messaged a fan asking about her shoes

[yosoyzaelin]

Whatchu mean hoe?

[miagolds]

A bitch is creative is my 2017 aesthetic.

[goldnpoc]

2018

[thesamebtdifferent]

I love her lol

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[unpretty]

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

[unpretty]

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

[unpretty]

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

[aerialsquid]

Your cat is a very prim cat.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

[ruinedchildhood]

When he ugly af but you find out he got money

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[jvsontodds]

Best part of going to see Love, Simon tonight was that right before the movie started someone in the back of the theatre yelled, “SO, ARE WE ALL GAY IN HERE OR WHAT?” And everyone yelled in affirmation lmao

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[talkingtrashcan]

Society hates angry women. It likes to make them seem crazy.

[ananarchie]

kids are fucking fragile, ok? when you have no life experience you have nothing to compare your troubles to and many things ARE, in fact, the worst thing to ever happen to you.

i’m 20. and i had a rough week this week. and one of the reasons it wasn’t as rough as it could have been is because i have had worse. i have been in more pain than this before and it was really helpful to be able to say to myself, yes, ok, i’m feeling like a massive pile of shit right now, but i remember how i felt when thing x happened y years ago and that was objectively more horrible and if i got through that then i’m going to survive this.

when i was 16 i couldn’t do that because thing x was in fact the worst thing to ever happen to me. because when you haven’t lived very long some of the things that happen WILL be the worst things to ever happen to you and you’re fucking allowed to be angry and upset and so on. there is no age you have to reach before you’re allowed to feel bad. i can’t believe this discourse tbh.

kids are fragile and they’re dismissed all the time for having feelings because shitty ass adults are so selfish that they can’t wrap their minds around the idea that MAYBE their feelings aren’t more important than a child’s. seriously fuck off maybe if someone had taken me seriously as a kid i’d be a functional adult

[taehyunglesbian]

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

[venndigo-blog]

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

[realmfighter]

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[itsalburton]

Kinkshaming this DnD Alignment Chart

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

if my 13 year old self could see me now she’s be like i can’t believe you’re still alive

[kendallroynsfw]

before you reblog emma stone’s gross, woody allen-supporting, white feminist ass comment about “greta gerwig and 4 male directors”, remember that only 5 black men in history have been nominated for the award - Jordan Peele being one of those five - and none have won and ignoring that to instead push ahead a white woman is mouldy and racist. we as white women need to understand that there’s nothing feminist about putting ourselves above PoC. ever.

[kendallroynsfw]

hot take but if u have to trample on a black person’s achievements to make a “feminist” statement? it’s probably not a good one

[huxblush]

Tumblr: Kylo Ren fans are all problematic and terrible!!!!

John Boyega:

[skiplo-wave]

John Boyega president of Kylo Ren Fan club 

[weasleyismyking540]

John Boyega loves Kylo Ren more than Reylos lol